Br00tal-lists 0 Chain Wallace’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2016 December 8th, 2016 at 4:14pm MetalSucks Conan! Gorguts! Sumac!
Metal in the Media 0 David Draiman Says “Something Has Gone Wrong” When Disturbed and Beyoncé are Nominated in the Same Grammy Category December 8th, 2016 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg “I mean, where are all the animal noises?!?!”
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal GF’s Top Eleven Non-Metal Albums of 2016 December 7th, 2016 at 2:04pm MetalSucks Includes Beyoncé, Kanye, Raffi, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Rattgate: Bobby Blotzer Will Continue to Tour as “Ratt” in Spite of Court Decision December 2nd, 2016 at 11:54am Vince Neilstein The drummer warns, “Don’t believe everything you’re hearing. REAL news is coming very soon.”
Greatest Hits 0 The 110% Totally True Confessions of a Left-Wing Conspirator December 1st, 2016 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg It’s time to come clean.
Black Collar Workers 0 Victory Records Plans to Appeal the A Day to Remember Verdict December 1st, 2016 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg The label seeks to shave a little over a million dollars off the amount they’ve been ordered to pay the band.
This Sucks 0 Antifa Protest Against NSBM Band Graveland Causes Black Metal Fest in Montreal to be Canceled November 29th, 2016 at 9:53am Vince Neilstein Antifa tossed smoke grenades, called in bomb threats and started fires.
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Brent Burns Made Bank, the Las Vegas Team Name Sucks, the Sabres are Still Bad and More November 28th, 2016 at 11:14am Vincent Romanelli Moon Tooth and Cryptodira members recaps the past week’s NHL action.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Disposable Heroes November 21st, 2016 at 11:26am MetalSucks Boy, the Packers suck now huh? And so do the Rams. At least the Giants are good!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy and Jack Prepare for Season Two of their World Detour TV Show November 10th, 2016 at 11:13am MetalSucks Drug addled history buffs.
Cinemetal 0 Video: GWAR Cover AC/DC, Murder Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump November 8th, 2016 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg Also: learn about their special Record Store Day release!
The 25 Most Important People in Metal 0 The 25 Most Important People in Metal: #21, Fenriz November 7th, 2016 at 4:11pm Vince Neilstein A true metal lifer who insists on keeping his job as a postal worker and constantly scours the underground for the best bands.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Scale the Summit Break-Up Turns Ugly October 31st, 2016 at 11:54am Axl Rosenberg Former band members call Chris Letchford the “biggest con man in the industry,” claim he recklessly misspends the group’s money and tries to screw his co-workers out of what they’re owed.
Black Collar Workers 0 The Avenged Sevenfold/Warner Bros. Records Dispute Will Go to Trial October 29th, 2016 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Stellar first week sales for The Stage could end up hurting the band.
Metal Mysteries 0 Some of the Best Heavy Metal Conspiracy Theories October 19th, 2016 at 4:05pm MetalSucks Includes Motörhead, Mötley Crüe, and other bands that do not use umlauts.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 6: Is This Real Life? October 17th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Raiders vs. Chiefs, Giants vs. Ravens, Patriots vs. Bengals and… are The Bills actually good?
Retrospective 0 Reign in Blood Turns 30: Ten Myths and Misconceptions about Slayer’s Thrash Classic Dismantled October 7th, 2016 at 10:00am MetalSucks Slayer biographer D.X. Ferris drops some knowledge on the birthday of one of metal’s most important and influential albums.
Tour de Force 0 Amorphis to tour North America with Swallow the Sun October 5th, 2016 at 1:58pm Axl Rosenberg Mosh pit to be replaced by mope pit.
The Bravest Man In Metal 0 Who Should Be More Grateful to Metallica: Diamond Head or The Misfits? September 28th, 2016 at 11:34am Kevin Stewart-Panko Metallica’s impact upon the careers of the Misfits and Diamond Head cannot be understated. Which band did they help more?
Music Dorkery 0 Watch: Mastodon’s Brann Dailor Jamming with Gojira’s Joe Duplantier September 28th, 2016 at 9:46am Vince Neilstein Prog metal nerds: get in here!