Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today – July 22, 2022 July 22nd, 2022 at 9:16am Emperor Rhombus Featuring new albums by Witchery, Oceans of Slumber, and more!
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Beavis and Butt-Head Do The Universe Made Me Cackle Like a Goon The Entire Time July 15th, 2022 at 12:39pm Emperor Rhombus Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Want to Be Wormrot’s Vocalist? The Band Are Holding Open Auditions July 13th, 2022 at 8:42am Emperor Rhombus It’ll be like that movie ‘Rock Star,’ only it won’t suck balls.
Metal Mitzvah 0 Sweden’s Carmilla Definitely Have Breakthrough Potential June 24th, 2022 at 2:07pm Emperor Rhombus The five-piece have all the ingredients of a solid local-to-opener-to-headliner ascent.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Poser Is a Harrowing, Desperate Tale of Wanting to Be Somebody June 23rd, 2022 at 8:34am Emperor Rhombus The indie drama delves into the sickness of wanting to belong.
Show Reviews 0 Little Rock’s Mutants of the Monster Festival: Four Days, Nineteen Bands, One Heart June 9th, 2022 at 1:03pm Emperor Rhombus Featuring Rwake, Deadbird, Knoll, Black Cobra, Cloud Rat, Brat, Colour Design, Rebelmatic, and more!
Br00tal-lists 0 The 25 Fictional Characters Who Most Influenced Metal March 29th, 2022 at 11:16am Emperor Rhombus Here are the 25 characters that have made metal what it is today.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch: This Doom Metal Cat Is One Evil Fluffy Wuffingtons March 27th, 2022 at 12:04pm Emperor Rhombus Life is brutal. But so is Doom Metal Cat, and at least he’s cute.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Bruce Dickinson Says Black Sabbath “Don’t Exist” Without Bill Ward: “I Think Sharon’s Made Sure of that” March 13th, 2022 at 8:55am Emperor Rhombus It’s no secret that Iron Maiden are not the biggest […]
Br00tal-lists 0 15 Highlights From 15 Years of MetalSucks January 11th, 2022 at 11:26am Vince Neilstein Update, January 12: Now with 16 highlights, because I forgot […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Amorphis Announce New Album Halo November 4th, 2021 at 1:59pm MetalSucks Coming in February.
Cinemetal 0 Twelve Foot Ninja Debut Absolutely Bonkers Video for “Over and Out” Featuring Jinjer’s Tatiana Shmayluk September 15th, 2021 at 9:52am Vince Neilstein Twelve Foot Ninja videos are always supremely entertaining and humorous.
This Sucks 0 Rage Co-founder/Guitarist Jochen Schröder Has Died September 6th, 2021 at 8:56am MetalSucks He was only 58 years old.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: Freyja is Hot but Fire is Cool August 10th, 2021 at 1:51pm Rowdy Geirsson Beavis and Butt-Head reimagined as viking gods. Part 3 in a series!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: Freyja Meets the Great Thor-nholio July 29th, 2021 at 10:17am Rowdy Geirsson Beavis and Butt-Head reimagined as viking gods.
New Stuff 0 Wolf King Unveil New Single, “Holy Serpent,” With Live In-Studio Video February 14th, 2021 at 11:01am Vince Neilstein The track rips, and so does the video (with live audio).
New Stuff 0 Plini Unleashes Groovy, Shreddy New Single, “Papelillo” November 5th, 2020 at 1:38pm Vince Neilstein There are definitely some Eddie Van Halen-isms going on here on the guitar.
Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer 0 Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer: Megadeth’s Risk November 4th, 2020 at 12:23pm MetalSucks “Metallica had a ‘Load’,” Dave Mustaine pouted, folding his arms and sticking out his lower lip. “I want a ‘Load,’ too.”
Cinemetal 0 Unleash the Archers Unveil New Video for “Legacy” October 12th, 2020 at 10:41am Vince Neilstein Another video clip from the breakout album of the year.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Former Suffokate Vocalist/ Ear Gauge Extraordinaire Launching New Band October 10th, 2020 at 10:47am MetalSucks Ov Sulfur will play blackened death metal.
