Metal Mysteries 0 A New Study Shows Why Everyone Hates MetalSucks April 13th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Finally, scientists have answered that age-old question.
Metal Mysteries 0 A New Study Shows Why Everyone Hates Nickelback April 11th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Eureka!
...And F*ck You Too 0 University Study Proves What We’ve Always Known About MetalSucks Commenters March 31st, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Turns out “Do you even fucking proofread?” roughly translates into “I’m a pain in the ass as a person.”
\m/ 0 New Study Finds Australian Bees Bang Their Heads February 3rd, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Eternal pollination!
Editorials 0 New Study Declares Folk Metal Racist and Sexist, Sort Of November 5th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus You know, because of all the Frank Frazetta shit.
Metal Legacies 0 New Study Shows ’80s Metalheads and Groupies are Well-Adjusted July 8th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Turns out they were all just people. WHO KNEW?!
Music Dorkery 0 Revolutionary Psychological Study Asserts That Metal is Cathartic, Ice is Cold, Dying Leads to Death June 22nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today in “No shit, Sherlock…”
Please Kill Me 0 New Study Shows That Rock is Dumber Than Other Genres of Music May 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus According to a decade-long lyrics study, we belong in the slow kid classes.
Metal Tech 0 Study: Metal Fans are the Most Loyal of All Music Fans April 3rd, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein All other genres can suck it!
Music Dorkery 0 New Study Claims That Metal Musicians and Rappers Have Lower Life Expectancies Than Performers of Other Genres March 24th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This kinda doesn’t make sense, but it also kinda does.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Study: Are Drummers Smarter Than You? March 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Anso DF Yes, you read that right! Smarter!
The Webernets 0 Music That Makes You Dumb: New Scientific Study Definitely Answers Age Old Question of Whether Metalheads are Smart or Not October 24th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein This should inspire some hearty debate.
Metal in the Media 0 Want to Avoid Tinnitus? Study Says Forget Ear Plugs: Drink More Coffee! August 13th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Caffeine intake has been shown to reduce the risk of developing tinnitus.
New Stuff 0 Veil of Maya Study “Subject Zero” October 31st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg New VoM song coming atcha.
Metal in the Media 0 Scientific Proof: New Study Shows Being a Guitarist Will Get Men Laid June 10th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A newly released study conducted in France (where else?) concludes […]
Black Collar Workers 0 NEW STUDY CLAIMS THAT THOSE WHO DOWNLOAD THE MOST MUSIC ILLEGALLY ALSO PURCHASE THE MOST MUSIC LEGALLY October 18th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Needless to say, the RIAA disagrees.
Black Collar Workers 0 NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT BANDCAMP IS A PIRACY KILLER March 14th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’ve been making the argument that all record labels should […]
What the...?? 220 NEW STUDY CONCLUDES THAT EXODUS FANS HAVE ABOVE-AVERAGE IQs January 11th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg See below videos for definitive proof.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE VS. BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE: A STUDY IN CHRISTMAS SPIRIT November 16th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Today, two very disperate Christian metal acts announced Christmas releases: […]
Editorials 420 ONE LAST TIME: THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY RESPONDS TO DR. KATRINA MCFERRAN’S RESPONSE TO HIS RESPONSE ON HER TEENS + METAL + DEPRESSION STUDY November 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last month, the University of Melbourne sent out apress release regarding […]
