Tour de Force 40 BISON B.C.’s BAPTIZED IN BEER TOUR OFF TO BEERY GOOD START July 14th, 2009 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein By all accounts Bison B.C. and Lazarus A.D. are kicking […]
Haterade 1860 LESSONS IN FASHION, AS TAUGHT BY MOTIONLESS IN WHITE July 10th, 2009 at 3:33pm Vince Neilstein Ever since discovering yesterday’s Shitstain subject matter Motionless In White, […]
Haterade 1070 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 5) July 9th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein You know when Beavis & Butthead would flip to a […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 APPARENTLY, DAN SPITZ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANTHRAX’S SUCCESS June 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shitballs. Former Anthrax guitarist and current Christian midget watchmaker […]
...And F*ck You Too 910 UNFORTUNATELY, THE “SCREAMO-CRUNK EXPLOSION” HASN’T ACTUALLY KILLED ANY SCREAMO-CRUNKERS March 25th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The May issue of Revolver has an article on Hollywood […]
New Stuff 100 A REALLY GOOD BAND: IRIS DIVINE March 6th, 2009 at 3:56pm Vince Neilstein I found out about Alexandra, VA’s Iris Divine because they […]
Editorials 690 FAILED EXPERIMENTS IN HUMAN CREATIVITY: THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE EDITION February 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Readers of this site with a fine attention to detail […]
Editorials 210 HAS THE ’90s NU-METAL REVIVAL BEGUN? JUST ASK CRAZYTOWN. January 8th, 2009 at 12:02pm Vince Neilstein The time is nigh, my friends. VH1 declared ’90s nostalgia […]
New Stuff 210 OUR READERS KNOW BEST: CALLISTO AND GOREFEST December 22nd, 2008 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein Although you guys seem to react way more when we […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH 2008 SUCKED December 19th, 2008 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein Monday was 2008 Sucks day here at MetalSucks, but we […]
Cinemetal 470 WHEN EMO KIDS ATTEMPT TO GO METAL… December 18th, 2008 at 5:19pm Vince Neilstein … this is the kind of dreck that happens. Perhaps […]
...And F*ck You Too 2010 A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 2) December 16th, 2008 at 2:37pm Vince Neilstein This band. Seriously, everything is wrong. Let’s start with the […]
