Cinemetal 0 Slayer Visited Disneyland With Jackass and Big Brother in the 90s June 8th, 2017 at 11:12am Maximus When The World’s Darkest Band went to The Happiest Place on Earth…
Editorials 0 I’m Having an Existential Crisis About John Petrucci Admitting He Likes Donald Trump February 15th, 2017 at 4:05pm Vince Neilstein We want to believe that our heroes share a like-minded ideology with us, but that is so often not the case.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Metal Poems January 19th, 2017 at 3:31pm Emperor Rhombus Shall I compare thee to a warm summer’s beer?
Br00tal-lists 0 Things I Miss Less Than Jeff Hanneman May 2nd, 2016 at 3:31pm Emperor Rhombus On the third anniversary of Jeff Hanneman’s death, I think of what I’d continue to abandon to have him back.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Can Headbanging KILL YOU?!?! March 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Innocent expression of fandom or one-way ticket road to the grave?
The Peanut Gallery 0 ’71 and Done: Alan Chestnut’s Top 10 Hard Rock Countdown for 1971 January 18th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Was 1971 the high-water mark for hard rock music? One MetalSucks reader believes so.
Lolz 0 An Excerpt from Charles Dickens’ Grim Expectations November 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus “So I came to be called Pip, until I became known as Blasphemoth Christraper.”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 2, 2015 October 2nd, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Sevendust, Queensryche, Deafheaven, Dog Fashion Disco, Kylesa, Fit For An Autopsy, Children Of Bodom, and a zillion more heavy new releases. It never ends.
New Stuff 0 Marty Friedman Just Released a New Song with TesseracT’s Daniel Tompkins and Danko Jones September 1st, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein And his first North American tour in over a decade kicks off next week!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 7, 2015 August 7th, 2015 at 11:20am David Lee Rothmund Heavy new releases out today by Pissgrave, Ogotay, Fear Factory, Cattle Decapitation, Deiphago, Barbatos, and more.
Reviews 0 Author & Punisher’s Melk En Honing Is Pretty Sweet June 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Dave Mustein Tristan Shone’s one-man project throws us right back into the fray.
What the...?? 0 Bill Kelliher Put His Penis in Lars Ulrich’s Pocket May 14th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg That’s not a euphemism.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Twisted Sister Announces Fill-In Drummer, Blasts Late Drummer April 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Hint: He has experience replacing a suddenly dead drummer.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Cinemetal Review: It’s Elderly Blind Vet Vs. Werewolf in Late Phases November 25th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like a comedy, but it’s not very funny.
Cinemetal 0 Awesome Whitechapel Video, Awesome Whitechapel Jam, Iffy Whitechapel Song Title June 13th, 2014 at 10:40am Anso DF In which we worship the digital… things we use a lot.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Nick Hipa Condemns Tim Lambesis’ “Appalling Agenda to Further Damage the Lives and Reputations of His Non-Supporters” May 19th, 2014 at 4:56pm Axl Rosenberg And it’s hard to disagree with him.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 7: The Story of Bum and Bud / The Truth About the Dolphins October 22nd, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks In which each team’s helmet design is the deciding factor of whether Brockie likes the team or not.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Nikki Sixx: “We Never Asked Sebastian Bach to Join Mötley Crüe.” Sebastian Bach: “Liar liar pants on fire!” September 13th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg OLD LADY FIGHT!!!
Editorials 0 David Draiman is Really Super-Pissed that The Boston Bomber is on the Cover of Rolling Stone July 17th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “The next terrorist/murdering incident is on you,” Draiman tells the makers of the magazine.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 25, 2013 NSFW June 25th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Your round-up of this week’s heavy new releases! Listen now to (and survey NSFW arts by) Queensryche, Palms, Attila, Extol, White Wizzard, and tonsss more!
