Editorials 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Blames “Black Culture” for His Dwindling Popularity in the U.S. July 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As though you need to be black to hear how bad his music sucks.
You Know What I'm Talkin' About??? 0 Valient Thorr’s Valient Himself Joins Brief Lives! May 8th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein But will he be wearing those red boots??
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Weren’t as Big as Metallica March 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include not only Metallica, but also Arch Enemy, Deftones, Machine Head, and more.
New Stuff 0 Former Attack Attack! Vocalist Rosie O’Donnell Returns in EPIC SCREAMO Band Rosie and The Brightwells March 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg EPIC SCREAMO.
Tour de Force 0 Ulcerate Will Destroy All of North America This Spring February 4th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein New Zealand’s finest will tour with Inter Arma.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 New Genre Alert: RIDETHELIGHTINGCORE January 23rd, 2014 at 10:00am Sergeant D Sergeant D. explores what is currently the second biggest trend in hardcore.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Announced Our Departure From White Wizzard October 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks This week, we were arrested, barred from restaurants, dressed as an Ozzy guitarist, dropped from Earache, mistaken for furniture, chased naked from a church’s lawn …
The Webernets 0 GetInMyBand.com: Finally, a Dedicated Bandmate Search Engine! August 26th, 2013 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Pass over all the lulzy Craigslist crap with this simple tool.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Predator are the Future of Heavy Metal March 18th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or so their Craig’s List ad claims. It’s probably not true, though.
The Webernets 0 SellThisGuitar.com: A New Online Marketplace For Buying and Selling Instruments February 8th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Domain name is pretty self-explanatory.
The Webernets 0 Another Brilliant Craig’s List Ad November 15th, 2012 at 12:20pm Axl Rosenberg This band claims the strangest mix of influences I’ve ever seen.
The Webernets 0 Deal of the Day: This “Highly Modified” Paiste Cymbal Could Be Yours!! October 26th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Dumb Craigslist ad is dumb.
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE FELL DOWN WENT BOOM June 22nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
The Webernets 0 ANOTHER GREAT CRAIGS LIST AD June 18th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Craigs List continues to provide seemingly endless amounts of comedy […]
The Webernets 0 BEST CRAIGS LIST AD EVER OF THE DAY June 14th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do you live in Orange County? Does using the word […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX NEEDS A NEW ROOMMATE June 10th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks †ATTENTION #CRAIGSLIST INFERIORS† DO YOU YEARN TO FEEL YOUR ENEMY’S […]
Greatest Hits 0 Missed Connections: You Puked at the Ulcerate Show (M4M – Brooklyn, NY) May 24th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein So I guess perusing Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” section purely for […]
The Webernets 0 DID WE HOOK UP AT THE MEGADETH/MOTORHEAD CONCERT? April 11th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The below is a screencap of a Craigslist “Missed Connections” personal […]
The Webernets 290 WHEN YOU’RE IN A FLEDGLING METAL BAND BUT YOU’RE A SICK AS F*CK TATTOO ARTIST January 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein From Craigslist Boston: metal band seeks manager/promoter. (Nashua NH.) Hello […]
The Webernets 420 YOU CAN LIVE IN MASTODON SINGER/BASSIST TROY SANDERS’ HOME, CAT NOT INCLUDED July 25th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Mastodon’s Troy Sanders is selling his suburban Atlanta home. The […]
