New Stuff 0 Attila are Sorry (That You’re a Little Bitch) September 16th, 2016 at 2:06pm Axl Rosenberg Chris Fronzak preps his career in politics with this new song.
Moppet Metal 0 Kids Make Attila Better July 20th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Party with the diapers.
Metal Merch 0 Chris Fronzak from Attila Has a Line of Workout Clothes Now July 5th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Attila’s Chris Fronzak hadn’t launched a new business in a […]
Events 0 GWAR, Attila, Suicide Silence, and Green Jelly Will Appear at The Gathering of the Juggalos 2016 May 25th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Say goodbye to staleness, my stone cold elf.
Lick My Label 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Has Clearly Signed This Band Out of Spite March 15th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Stay Sick Recordings to release even more irredeemable garbage next month.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Deftones, The Sword, Attila and Others Earn to Play Shows? January 7th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
Breaking the Law 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Evades Denver Police, Has No Understanding of the U.S. Legal System August 4th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “If I commit a crime in one state, the cops can never ever arrest me or charge me with that crime once I leave that state, right? Guys? I’m right, right?”
Metal Merch 0 Fronzilla Attila’s New Cologne is All the Rage May 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now even blind people will know you’re a total choad.
Lick My Label 0 It Lives, It Breathes, It Stinks: Attila’s Chris Fronzak Signs Sh*stain on the Ass of the Universe May 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This band will make you throw up in your ass.
Black Collar Workers 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Thinks You, Too, Can Be A Millionaire! May 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus He’s running running entrepreneurial classes on Warped Tour.
Black Collar Workers 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Launches “Hate Free” Instagram Competitor January 29th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Will his new social media app Spur you on to leave your old social media apps behind?
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Attila, Of Mice & Men and As Blood Runs Black Earn to Play Shows? January 28th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks These are always fun to look at even if they only represent part of the picture.
Cinemetal 0 Attila Find a Way to Make Police Even Less Likable January 26th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Watch their new video for “Hate Me.”
Editorials 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Has Advice on How to Become a Millionaire Like Him January 9th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “You can hate me all you want, but you can’t deny the fact that I’m a pretty smart individual.”
Viral Vomit 0 The Smooth R&B Cover of Attila’s “About That Life” You Never Knew You Needed December 4th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Now’s your chance to hear the lyric “she rides my dick like it’s a merry go round and I just bust my nut on her” in smooth R&B form.
New Stuff 0 Listen to “Horsepig,” Attila’s Ode to their Sexual Partners November 10th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I mean spiritually, not philosophically.
New Stuff 0 “Proving Grounds”: Attila Ask Important Questions on New Single October 20th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Who IS the f*ggot now?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Analysis: Could Attila’s Guilty Pleasure Be 2014’s Best Album? October 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It sounds like this album may completely reinvent not just metal, and not just rock music, but SOUND ITSELF.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch Rappers Watch Attila’s Raunchy Video for “About That Life” November 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein They like the big booties, proclaim Attila indeed “about that life.”
Metal Merch 0 Trendsetters in Attila Release Christmas Sweater October 17th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “Okay, I’ve been cool about this whole fad up ’til now, but Attila is where I draw the line!!!” declares Jesus.
