Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #30: The Bad Chapter August 28th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If u wish there was a disease that felt like CANCER meets PARKINSON’S, inject yourself with this
Haterade 0 Sergeant D Wrote a Slam Song about Black Veil Brides May 29th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8i0nRlaueA MS writer, modern trend professor and troll extraordinaire Sergeant D’s […]
The Webernets 0 Angry IMN Reviews “Metal Goes Metal” Compilation April 9th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Dat hairline tho.
\m/ 0 No, THIS is the Most Amazing Emmure Cover of All Time April 7th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Seriously, you gotta see this.
Haterade 0 Conquer Divide’s Name Makes No Sense March 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But at least their music stinks.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 This Week In Awesome Trendy Metal: Buried In Verona, Apparitions, Early Seasons March 19th, 2014 at 3:00pm Anso DF Junk you might not loathe
New Stuff 0 Xibalba’s “Death Threat” Doesn’t Threaten March 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg By the time you hear it coming, it’s already too late!
The Webernets 0 Date Edge, the Dating Website for Straight Edge People, is a Really Real Thing January 14th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Unlike juggaLOVE.
Greatest Hits 0 BREAKING: Ex-Suffokate Vocalist Ricky Hoover Successfully Undergoes Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery July 19th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg IT’S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Viral Vomit 0 Viral Video of the Day: “Every Metalcore Vocalist” July 11th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “This is our last –” [hesitates, looks off to side while someone talks to him, then turns back to crowd] “This is our SECOND to last song!”
Haterade 0 YOLO The Band (Coming Soon to Century Media or Sumerian Records) May 9th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Because of course.
Cinemetal 0 I’m Drowning in “Judgement” April 30th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Easily the most entertaining hardcore video I’ve seen so far this year.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Mike Hranica from The Devil Wears Prada Pens Book About The Brilliance and Depth of Mike Hranica fromThe Devil Wears Prada’s Lyrics April 5th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Are you curious to his use of the phrase “curious to”?
New Stuff 0 The “I Wanna See You Cry Bitch!” Kid from Defiler Wrote a Rap Song About “Deathcore Scene Politics” March 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh yeah, this’ll get us to stop making fun of him.
Viral Vomit 0 Heavy Metal Harlem Shake February 8th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg A wall of death set to Baauer’s viral sensation.
Greatest Hits 0 This Very Fat Cat is The Best at Metal Drums December 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Cat plays air-drums to Thy Art is Murder.
Tour de Force 0 One for the Canadians: 7 Horns 7 Eyes Winter 2013 Tour November 28th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The bands that wrote one of the best albums of 2012 will tour Canada with The Annex Theory.
Contests 0 Contest: Win a Copy of Toontrack’s new Metal Guitar Gods Expansion Pack! November 13th, 2012 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Toontrack’s new ProTools plugin features amp and cab simulation presets for guitar and bass dialed in personally by none other than Devin Townsend, Misha Mansoor, Fredrik Thordendal and Mattias Eklundh.
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 Enpedestalment: Sergeant D’s One-Man Band Makes Worldwide Premiere!! October 29th, 2012 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Sergeant D has a one-man band.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 NOT SHERRIF I LIEK THE NEW THE ACACIA STRAIN ALBUM — THEY WENT FULL DJENT :( October 11th, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D THE ACACIA STRAIN’s 2010 album Wormwood just might be the […]
