Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today – July 15, 2022 July 15th, 2022 at 10:15am Emperor Rhombus Featuring new albums by Mantar, Hissing, and more!
New Stuff 0 Vended, Featuring the Sons of Slipknot’s Corey Taylor and Shawn Crahan, Drop New Single “Asylum” July 15th, 2022 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus MAN, does Griffin sound like his dad on this one.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Watch: The New Beavis and Butt-Head Series Releases First Trailer July 14th, 2022 at 2:36pm Emperor Rhombus It’ll make you go, “Uhuh uhuhuhuhuhuh.”
My Favorite... 0 The Best Albums of 2022 So Far, According to the MetalSucks Staff July 14th, 2022 at 12:25pm Emperor Rhombus What a year. So far.
New Stuff 0 Disturbed Release New Single via Video About — Shocker! — How the Media Is Bad July 14th, 2022 at 10:01am Emperor Rhombus Modern rock’s most prolific Twitter user says we need to unhook from our media addiction.
New Stuff 0 Arch Enemy’s New Single Sounds Like It Was Written for Pumping Iron in a Training Montage July 14th, 2022 at 8:52am Emperor Rhombus The death metal equivalent of “Hearts on Fire.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Alice Cooper Announces the Return of Guitarist Kane Roberts to His Band July 14th, 2022 at 8:21am Emperor Rhombus Alice’s band just doubled in sheer mass.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Brian Posehn Hangs Out With Iron Maiden’s Eddie in New X-Men Comic July 13th, 2022 at 4:02pm Emperor Rhombus Not a bad life to have, Posehn.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Watch: Rubber Chicken Sings “Sweet Child O’ Mine” July 13th, 2022 at 1:50pm Em Shadows Fozzie Bear’s got his lighter in the air.
Breaking the Law 0 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Curator Charged with Stealing Over $1 Million of Stolen Eagles Lyrics July 13th, 2022 at 10:19am Em Shadows I don’t think prison was the hotel Don Henley was talking about.
Munsters Mash 0 Rob Zombie Reveals Extended Trailer for The Munsters, and Boy, Is It Goofy July 13th, 2022 at 9:38am Emperor Rhombus Rob goes full slide whistle.
Haterade 0 Satyricon’s Satyr Is a Grumpy Black Metal Gatekeeper: “If You Were There, I Would Have Known” July 13th, 2022 at 9:22am Emperor Rhombus If there’s one metal subgenre that will always embrace gatekeeping, it’s black metal.
This Sucks 0 Stranger Things‘ Joseph Quinn (Eddie) and Sadie Sink (Max) Got Snubbed By the Emmys July 13th, 2022 at 8:17am Emperor Rhombus This season received 11 nominations, but its two most iconic characters weren’t among them.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Chris Kael Just Offered MetalSucks a Challenge July 12th, 2022 at 3:22pm Emperor Rhombus Photo by Alfred Nitsch
Viral Vomit 0 Watch: The World Championship of Heavy Metal Knitting Was a Real F***in’ Freakshow July 12th, 2022 at 2:24pm Emperor Rhombus In a good way, obviously.
Lolz 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: The Notorious Singasteinn Seal Fight July 12th, 2022 at 11:48am MetalSucks “My ravens will tell me, dumbass.”
Tour de Force 0 Amon Amarth Announce North American Tour with Carcass, Obituary and Cattle Decapitation July 12th, 2022 at 10:01am Emperor Rhombus Now THAT is a line-up!
Whoops 0 Video: Rage Against The Machine’s Zack de la Rocha Injures Leg Onstage, Finishes Set Seated July 12th, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus Zack hurts his leg midway through “Bullet In The Head.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Guitarist Nita Strauss Leaves Alice Cooper’s Band, Cancels All Solo Festival Dates July 11th, 2022 at 2:54pm Emperor Rhombus She also mentions that she’s not pregnant, and there’s no drama.
Editorials 0 Opinion: Defending Traditional Gender Values In Heavy Metal Means You Missed the Point July 11th, 2022 at 12:34pm Emperor Rhombus If you’re trying to defend metal from the “war on gender,” then you haven’t been paying attention.