I got a perfect score, so that should tell you something.

Good.

The first-ever Decibel Yearbook extols the virulent virtues of all things extreme in 1991.

Read their hilarious response.

Semi-reunited band’s VIP package is fuckdiculous.

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The philosophy of reasonable expectations.

What does it mean for the bands on Candlelight? Will there be roster cuts and staff cuts?

This bodes well for a tour, no?

This week’s heavy new releases! The Shrine, Aborted, Varg, Devin Townsend, Walking With Giants, and more!!

Guest speakers included Motorhead drummer Mikkey Dee, Rob Halford, Lars Ulrich, Slash, Dave Grohl, Scott Ian and a number of Lemmy’s close professional and personal acquaintances.

Every band claims that their next album is going to be heavier than their last… but who actually came through on that promise?

Sex and the City will also be changed to Urban Love Massacre.

Welcome back to the jungle.

Also: a Wisconsin man is arrested after assaulting a bartender for changing the music from Black Sabbath to Christmas music, Bobby Blotzer’s scab version of Ratt performs first show, and Skid Row lose another vocalist.

And they’ll allegedly tour in the summer.

Members of Black Sabbath, Pantera, Megadeth, Anthrax, Periphery, Ratt, Guns N’ Roses, KISS, Hatebreed, Motley Crue and SO many more chime in with their condolences.

Also: Steel Panther will be releasing an acoustic album, Darkest Hour post Judas Priest and Minor Threat covers and Through the Eyes of the Dead release a new demo.

Two Pig Destroyer Stouts, please.