New Stuff 300 EMINEM VS. BLACK SABBATH June 29th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I posted a pretty awful mash-up of Eminem’s […]
Viral Vomit 150 I WISH THIS MASH-UP WOULD LOSE ITSELF June 23rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Holy crap. I don’t even really mind some of Eminem’s […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 330 THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD COVER ART IS A REAL NIGHTMARE June 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “nightmare,” I mean “I actually think it’s pretty […]
...And F*ck You Too 860 METHODS OF MAYHEM’S “FIGHT SONG” MIGHT LITERALLY BE THE WORST THING EVER June 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck you, Tommy Lee. You stupid, talentless hack. You waste […]
Haterade 580 EMMURE’S FRANKIE PALMERI IS A CERTIFIABLE NUTBAG June 9th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein If you needed another reason to hate Emmure, this is […]
Editorials 140 STORIES I KNOW I’M SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT May 20th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that we have lives outside of the […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE SHAVED BELLADONNA’S BUSH May 14th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yep, we talked a lot of smack on Joey Belladonna […]
Tour de Force 210 IS THIS THE WORST TOUR OF THE SUMMER? May 11th, 2010 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg After I actually shaved a decade off my life by […]
Interviews 230 BUZZ OSBORNE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW (PART TWO) May 10th, 2010 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez If you haven’t read Part One of my interview with […]
New Stuff 320 MOBY GOES METAL May 4th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Moby is one of those guys, like Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo, […]
Tour de Force 360 OZZFEST 2010 LINE-UP ISN’T AS BAD AS WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE May 3rd, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg So unless you managed to stay away from a computer […]
...And F*ck You Too 610 RICHY NIX: METAL’S ANSWER TO EBOLA April 16th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg See that logo in the lower left hand corner? Yep, […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 650 #8: VAN HALEN March 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar “Black Sabbath,” the first song off the first album by […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 1200 #9: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE March 16th, 2010 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein When it comes to mixing rap and metal there were […]
Editorials 3160 Down With The Sickness: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle Takes on Mainstream Metal February 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks When it comes to music (and other things really), I […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 550 GODSMACK THINK NIKKI SIXX WAS “CRYIN’ LIKE A BITCH” February 12th, 2010 at 12:41pm Axl Rosenberg One of New Year’s resolutions, next to start exercising (actually […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Tour de Force 650 IWRESTLEDTHEDILLINGERESCAPEPLANONCE January 26th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a scenario about which I often wonder. Let’s say […]
Viral Vomit 250 I WONDER IF THIS BAND ATTENDED WES BORLAND’S GUITAR CLINIC? January 12th, 2010 at 9:33am Axl Rosenberg In February of ’07, while he was absolutely not just […]