Green Eggs and Slam 2440 WHICH IS BETTER, BLACK METAL OR DEATH METAL??? November 10th, 2010 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Since the dawn of time over 9,000 years ago, man […]
\m/ 240 WINDS OF PLAGUE; STILL FUNNY October 7th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Playing jokes on Winds of Plague is funny. Playing jokes […]
Album of the Day 280 ALBUM OF THE DAY: BRUJERIA, MATANDO GUEROS September 13th, 2010 at 10:00am Sergeant D Back in 1993, music had not yet been ruined by […]
Editorials 230 HIP-HOP AND METAL ARE STILL TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER August 27th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks It was a while ago now that Axl dug up […]
Metal Media 70 HELP BRING MORE METAL (AND TRUE CRIME) TO SXSW ’11 August 13th, 2010 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell SXSW is, by far, the coolest music festival on the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 THE NEW LORDI ALBUM ART COMBINES BOOBS AND BLOOD TO CREATE ONE SEXCELLENT PICTURE August 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t hate Lordi, but I really don’t see the […]
\m/ 510 EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF DINO CAZARES ACTUALLY EATING A BABY!!! June 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve given Dino Cazares a lot of shit on MetalSucks. […]
Tour de Force 220 NOTHING SAYS “GOODBYE TO ROMANCE” LIKE GETTING MARRIED AT OZZFEST June 1st, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I couldn’t find an appropriate wedding cake for this story, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 A FEW THINGS YOU WON’T SEE WHEN VH1 AIRS THE GOLDEN GOD AWARDS May 21st, 2010 at 4:03pm Anso DF When you tune into the premiere broadcast of The Second […]
Viral Vomit 110 YOU PEE IN THE GIRL, RIGHT? May 21st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I really only know Johnny Orlando, Jr., because of the […]
Br00tal-lists 880 Anthrax: 101 Singers We’d Rather See Than Joey Belladonna May 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We stand by our assessment that re-hiring Joey Belladonna is […]
Black Collar Workers 600 WHEN DID HIGH ON FIRE GET SO BIG? April 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein In a recent editorial on Invisible Oranges, Cosmo Lee (and […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 160 SATURDAY BAND TO GET STABBED BY MEXICANS TO: B R U J E R I A April 10th, 2010 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt This manaical Mextremist metal band (originally co-formed by Dino from […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE REFUSED TO REUNITE April 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The weather is beautiful out, it’s the weekend, and I […]
What the...?? 390 SLIGHTLY CLASSIER THAN PROPOSING AT A BASEBALL GAME March 31st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m barely mature enough to even be able to imagine […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 OVERKILL’S IRONBOUND AND THE THRASH METAL CIRCLE OF LIFE March 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF I guess some metal dudes are annoyed by neo-thrash metal […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 1650 #7: NINE INCH NAILS March 18th, 2010 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez There are a handful of bands that I can say […]
\m/ 220 FREE MARCH IS METAL MONTH SAMPLE AVAIL FOR DOWNLOAD! March 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks MARCH IS METAL MONTH IS UNDERWAY!!! And as Vince promised […]
Neilstein Soundscam 430 SOUNDSCAN WEDNESDAY: HOW HIGH CAN HIGH ON FIRE GO? March 3rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Apparently Sade has a new hit record and scored the […]
Black Collar Workers 110 MARCH IS METAL MONTH! WHY CAN’T EVERY MONTH BE METAL MONTH? March 3rd, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein As Axl revealed to you all yesterday via the Completely […]
