Viral Vomit 0 Rotting Christ Fart Parody Features MetalSucks’ Own Brian Storm August 10th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s all growns up and making his older, more flatulent friends proud!
Editorials 0 Editorial: More Metal Musicians Should be Like Jason Newsted July 26th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The ex-Metallica bassist just launched an acoustic project and says he’s mostly done with metal now. More middle-aged musicians should do the same.
New Stuff 0 Listen to “Never Forever,” a Rare, Unreleased Steve Vai Track June 22nd, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein And it’s unlike any Vai track you’ve heard before.
New Stuff 0 Holy Shit Alert: Astronoid’s Air June 15th, 2016 at 1:30pm Anso DF The type of album that rockets to the top of your Best Of list.
MSTV 0 How To Become An Elitist Metal Producer In Less Than Ten Minutes — The Smart Metal Show, Episode 15 June 3rd, 2016 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Do you have big dreams of becoming an elite metal producer? Follow these very simple instructions and you WILL succeed, easy as that.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: So You’ve Just Been Divorced … May 13th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our guy needs us. What jams will soundtrack our campaign to cheer him up?
Reviews 0 We Wreview Wrong’s Wrong April 22nd, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Do as they say: “Read! Read! Read! Read!”
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week April 8th, 2016 at 6:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Nick Jonas, Justin Bieber, and some people who are actually metal, too!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 8, 2016 April 8th, 2016 at 3:30pm David Lee Rothmund Until like a decade ago, we heard cuts only from big new releases. In here, you get jams from ALL heavy new releases. Deftones, Zakk Wylde, Zhrine, Cult Of Luna & Julie Christmas, Desaster, Bog Of The Infidel, Sourvein, and tons more.
New Stuff 0 Ihsahn’s New Track is Gratuitous “Celestial Violence” April 5th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus A cinematic new track from the king of black metal weirdos.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 18, 2016 March 18th, 2016 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Again so very many heavy new releases. We’ll sue the RIAA for this crippling carpal tunnel. The Body, Funeral Whore, Cliteater, Boris & Merzbow, Cantique Lepreux, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Deftones Must-Jams Or Die March 11th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Before you make up your mind, hear these five.
Editorials 0 NAMM 2016: A Critical Consideration (Plus Juicy Backstage Details) February 2nd, 2016 at 2:00pm Maximus Max Frank recounts the latest and greatest gear to be unveiled at this year’s NAMM Show and shares his experience as a first-time convention attendee.
Music Dorkery 0 Here’s a Schedule of Metal Artist Performances, Interviews and Signings at the 2016 NAMM Show January 19th, 2016 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein We’ve already given you 20 Genius Hacks for Surviving The […]
Br00tal-lists 0 Vince Neilstein’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Intronaut! Black Breath! Turnstile!
Br00tal-lists 0 Axl Rosenberg’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Royal Thunder! Cattle Decapitation! Leviathan!
Podcast 0 #125: Metallica’s Kirk Hammett November 23rd, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Kirk Hammett of the mighty Metallica gives us some time to talk about his new Ghoul Screamer guitar pedal, how he keeps his work and life in balance, [...]
Interviews 0 An Interview with Metalocalypse Now! Mastermind Nikhil Potdar November 9th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks How the Metalocalypse Now campaign began, the biggest challenges it faced, how realistic it is that its ultimate goal is achieved, and the future of Dethklok.
MSTV 0 “Can You Smell My Fart” Bring Me The Horizon Parody Video November 4th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks World-famous hand-farter Guy First parody’s Bring Me The Horizon’s “Can You Feel My Heart” with his full band… and plenty of flatulence.
Metal Merch 0 FINALLY, the Metal Musician Action Figures You REALLY Want October 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Better buy ’em fast before the manufacturer realizes they’ve made a horrible business investment!
