Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80 SATURDAY SONG TO GET SLUDGED TO: ZOZOBRA – “THE BLESSING September 6th, 2008 at 5:49pm Kip Wingerschmidt Are you hip to Zozobra yet? Well goddammit–be the fuck […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE F*CKED YOUR FATHER IN THE SHOWER AND HAD A SNACK September 5th, 2008 at 5:45pm Axl Rosenberg Why not end the week with a reference to The […]
Editorials 200 SLASH REVIEWS CHINESE DEMOCRACY September 5th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just ran a Google image search for “Slash” and […]
Cinemetal 440 IS THIS F*CKING REAL? September 5th, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg You may have noticed that one of the Google ads […]
Editorials 330 SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU, DID YOU JUST SAY “BEER MUGS F*CK?” September 5th, 2008 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, in a post entitled “Live Fast, Deaf Young,” […]
New Stuff 80 HOW AWESOME IS THE NEW BURST RECORD, YOU ASK? September 5th, 2008 at 3:01pm Vince Neilstein And it’s a question I can’t answer just yet, because […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 140 OUR LOVE OF NITRO / MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO IS NOT IRONIC September 5th, 2008 at 1:59pm Vince Neilstein And thankfully, Sergeant D of MetalInquisition is inclined to agree: […]
Editorials 140 WHY ARE NECROPHAGIST SO BLOODY AWESOME? September 5th, 2008 at 12:19pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’ve been meaning to write about Germany’s Necrophagist for some […]
Reviews 140 SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY’S INTERVALS: BAND WITH FUNNY NAME PLAYS SOME SERIOUS SH*T September 5th, 2008 at 12:12pm Sammy O'Hagar When pimply fat dudes handed the keys to grindcore over […]
Cinemetal 130 IN FLAMES GIVE ME A STIFFY (BUT THEIR NEW VIDEO GIVES ME A SEMI) September 5th, 2008 at 11:16am Vince Neilstein Even though I’m not such a fan of In Flames’ […]
Editorials 100 CHIMAIRA ARE MAKING A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT SOUTH PARK??? September 5th, 2008 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. The above photo of alleged “song […]
Contests 100 “INTO THE PIT” FIGHT CONTEST WINNERS; YOUR MOST GRUESOME MOSHPIT INJURIES REVEALED! September 4th, 2008 at 4:38pm MetalSucks Thanks to those who entered our “Into the Pit” Fight […]
What the...?? 140 OhMiBod: THE iPOD POWERED VIBRATOR (YES, REALLY.) September 4th, 2008 at 2:08pm Vince Neilstein It was only a matter of time. “Love Your Music, […]
Interviews 50 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH UNDEROATH BASSIST GRANT BRANDELL September 4th, 2008 at 2:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently had the opportunity to have an all-too-brief chat […]
Black Collar Workers 270 WHAT THE METALLICA CAMP REALLY THINKS ABOUT THE DEATH MAGNETIC LEAK September 4th, 2008 at 12:54pm Vince Neilstein The inevitable happened on Tuesday night, when Death Magnetic hit […]
Editorials 1 HEY LOS ANGELINOS!! YA HOID BOUT THE BEST F*CKING SHOW IN YER TOWN THIS WEEKEND?? September 4th, 2008 at 12:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt What better way to take a much-deserved break from the […]
Editorials 120 A RARE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE OUR GENERATION’S GREATEST PROGRESSIVE ROCK BAND AT A SMALLISH VENUE September 4th, 2008 at 11:43am Kip Wingerschmidt I was pretty surprised when I heard that The Mars […]
Cinemetal 90 IN THIS METAL INJECTION September 4th, 2008 at 11:21am Axl Rosenberg Wow, that headline sucks. Sorry. I’m fucking exhausted. ANYWAY, I […]
Cinemetal 580 RAGE AGAINST THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION September 4th, 2008 at 10:33am Vince Neilstein CityPages is reporting that Rage Against the Machine were not […]
Editorials 70 SPEAKING OF THE RED CHORD… September 3rd, 2008 at 4:59pm Axl Rosenberg …Lambgoat is reporting that guitarist Mike Keller is now out […]
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