Black Collar Workers 380 SEBASTIAN BACH DOESN’T WANT TO PAY YOU July 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I imagine that when the members of, say, Daath get […]
Music Dorkery 40 SHRED WITH THE ABSENCE July 20th, 2009 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein While keeping fans on the line for the follow-up to […]
Editorials 590 OZZY OSBOURNE TAKES AXL ROSENBERG’S ADVICE July 10th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Just about a year ago I took it upon myself […]
...And F*ck You Too 850 All My Heroes Have Failed Me June 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now here’s a list for ya: Dave Mustaine – turned […]
What the...?? 110 MARY-KATE LOOKS JUST LIKE OZZY OSBOURNE April 28th, 2009 at 3:45pm Vince Neilstein OK, so admittedly some of our “X looks just like […]
Reviews 960 LAMB OF GOD’S WRATH COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER February 17th, 2009 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Wrath, Lamb of God’s highly anticipated new album, opens with […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ONLY THING THE OSBOURNES NEED TO RELOAD IS THE GUN THEY USE TO KILL THEMSELVES February 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg How bad does Osbournes Reloaded, the new Ozzy n’ family […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
Contests 850 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN UNDERWORLD SOUNDTRACK AND POSTER! January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Congrats to “Sacajawea” for winning last week’s funny photo caption […]
Blogronaut 180 BLOGRONAUT: “DEAR METALLICA; LET ME WRITE SONGS FOR YOU.” October 10th, 2008 at 3:26pm MetalSucks I’m going to talk about Metallica and their new record. […]
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
Editorials 1890 5 TIPS FOR OZZY TO RECORD A GOOD ALBUM AGAIN July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg TIPS FOR OZZY TO RECORD A GOOD ALBUM AGAIN” width=”130″ […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Apparently the palatial MetalSucks Mansion kitchen needed new granite, so […]
Metal Mets 70 METAL MIKE PIAZZA RETIRES May 21st, 2008 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein Sez Maura @ Idolator: What, you didn’t honestly think I […]
Editorials 140 OZZFEST NO LONGER SUMMER-LONG FREEFEST, NOW ONE-OFF EXPENSIVEFEST April 14th, 2008 at 3:58pm Vince Neilstein As expected, the rumor that this year’s incarnation of Ozzfest […]
Reviews 1 SEVENDUST, CHAPTER VII: HOPE & SORROW — VINCE’S LONG REVIEW March 27th, 2008 at 12:33pm Vince Neilstein [Sevendust announced yesterday that founding member and key songwriter Clint […]
Metal Mets 20 METAL MIKE PIAZZA JAMMING WITH OVERKILL January 11th, 2008 at 12:42pm Vince Neilstein In attempt to provide some off-season entertainment, MLB.com just ran […]
Editorials 300 SMELLS LIKE SELF-RIGHTEOUS BULLSH*T: HOW KURT COBAIN NEARLY KILLED METAL December 15th, 2007 at 1:46pm Axl Rosenberg I remember exactly where I was the very first time […]
Editorials 70 ROB CAGGIANO IS BACK IN ANTHRAX. NO BIG WHOOP. December 14th, 2007 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg So just the other day I was wondered aloud, “Who […]
Editorials 8440 EDDIE VAN HALEN, THE FORGOTTEN GUITAR HERO November 16th, 2007 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein Tuesday night Axl and I went to see the legendary […]
