The Webernets 0 This Satirical Trapt Tour Poster Is the Funniest Thing You’ll See Today April 1st, 2020 at 11:22am Vince Neilstein It’s full of Pandora stream numbers, ‘Murica imagery and other dumb-dumb material.
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 Slipknot’s Sid Wilson to Release New Solo Album; Why Hasn’t Chris Fehn Thought About Doing the Same? November 18th, 2019 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg He could call it Dick Knows.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 8: Season Halfway Assessments October 29th, 2019 at 10:40am MetalSucks Taking stock of the current NFL landscape, including the white hot Patriots and comically terrible Jets.
Worst Week Ever 0 Jazz Drummer Loves Meshuggah, Jonathan Davis Hates Nu-Metal, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week September 20th, 2019 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Mötley Crüe, Metallica, Alter Bridge, and more.
Pummeling Politics 0 Nikki Sixx Calls Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “Whack Job” July 11th, 2019 at 12:24pm Vince Neilstein Sixx is not a fan of the freshman congresswoman from New York.
Editorials 0 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Music Royalties December 14th, 2018 at 11:06am MetalSucks A primer on the very confusing world of how musician gets paid for their creative works.
Pummeling Politics 0 Slayer’s Tom Araya Stirs Controversy Again with New Pro-Conservative Social Media Rhetoric October 30th, 2018 at 9:51am Axl Rosenberg He’s doing his part to make sure Slayer are not missed when they retire.
New Stuff 0 The Worldwide Organization of Metalheads Against Nazis Sends A Big “Fuck You” To Bigots Everywhere with New 44-Track Compilation October 16th, 2018 at 1:15pm MetalSucks Featuring tracks by Ghoul, Jucifer, Void Ritual and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 The Iron Sheik Brokers a Peace Treaty Between Limp Bizkit and Insane Clown Posse October 10th, 2018 at 1:48pm Axl Rosenberg The week’s most oddly entertaining story has become even odder and more entertaining.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 1: FOOTBAW September 10th, 2018 at 12:51pm MetalSucks Eagles fans are insufferable, the Giants lose, the Browns win and more!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Pestilence Racism Scandal, Meshuggah Apologize for Creating Djent, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week July 27th, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Lamb of God, Kvelertak, Every Time I Die, and more.
Pummeling Politics 0 Pestilence Shows Cancelled “Thanks to MetalSucks and Their Followers” July 26th, 2018 at 9:59am MetalSucks “Good job done metalsucks and the people involved in trying to slander us,” says frontman Patrick Mameli.
Pummeling Politics 0 Iced Earth’s Jon Schaffer Thinks Teachers Should Be Armed March 7th, 2018 at 10:36am Vince Neilstein The solution is “to teach everybody the responsibility of firearms and make sure that they have them.”
Munsters Mash 0 What The Night Brings: Here’s Your Halloween ’17 Playlist October 31st, 2017 at 12:40pm Emperor Rhombus Give us back our one true love.
Pummeling Politics 0 Transgender Metal Vocalist Running for Virginia House of Delegates October 26th, 2017 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg She’s a Republican, too! KIDDING!!!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Staind’s Aaron Lewis Doesn’t Think Stronger Gun Control Laws Would Have Prevented Mass Shooting in Las Vegas October 18th, 2017 at 8:26am Axl Rosenberg Someone please shit in this man’s mouth.
Crisis Averted 0 Thy Art is Murder Vocalist’s Stage Clothes Were Stolen — But His Prized North Face Windbreaker is Safe!!! September 20th, 2017 at 11:16am Axl Rosenberg International crisis averted!
New Stuff 0 “We Know Where You Fucking Live”: Marilyn Manson’s New Song is Pretty Decent September 11th, 2017 at 1:11pm Axl Rosenberg Not quite a return to form, but getting there.
New Stuff 0 Listen to Stone Sour Cover Rage Against the Machine’s “Bombtrack” July 27th, 2017 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein So fitting to hear Corey Taylor belting out Zack de la Rocha’s timeless lyrics.
Moppet Metal 0 Trent Reznor Kinda Regrets Swearing in His Lyrics July 26th, 2017 at 4:02pm Axl Rosenberg The joys of being a parent.
