Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica are Announcing a Big Tour Tomorrow, Cities Revealed February 25th, 2018 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein The second leg of the Worldwired tour is coming this summer.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Trivium’s Paolo Gregoletto: Phil Labonte is “the Discount Jesse Leach” February 23rd, 2018 at 9:16pm Vince Neilstein There’s certainly no gun control in the Twitter war between these two!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica are Teasing an Announcement on Monday February 23rd, 2018 at 4:44pm Vince Neilstein New tour? “And Justice” reissue? What could it be??
Tour de Force 0 Genocide Pact Announces Headlining Spring Tour Dates February 23rd, 2018 at 11:51am Axl Rosenberg The band is supporting their kick-ass new record, Order of Torment.
New Stuff 0 The Sword Release New Song, Announce New Tour Dates February 23rd, 2018 at 11:36am Axl Rosenberg Oh boy.
Pummeling Politics 0 Six Feet Under’s Chris Barnes Believes Some of the Florida Shooting Survivors are “Crisis Actors” February 23rd, 2018 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg “My hat is made of aluminum foil, not tin foil!”
Cinemetal 0 Watch Brendon Small’s Live Action Galaktikon Short, Featuring Jill Janus from Huntress and Stars of Ant-Man and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 February 22nd, 2018 at 11:34am Axl Rosenberg Ground control to Galaktikon…
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Video Premiere: Vale of Pnath, “Unburied” February 22nd, 2018 at 11:13am Vince Neilstein For fans of: Cynic, Obscura and The Faceless.
Tour de Force 0 Tour Announcement: Primitive Man, Celeste, Infernal Coil, Wayfarer and Forn February 21st, 2018 at 12:53pm Vince Neilstein The heaviest band in the world will embark on a string of very heavy dates.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! February 21st, 2018 at 11:22am Axl Rosenberg Looks like the inside of my niece’s diaper.
Haterade 0 A Shitstain on the Ass of the Universe, #35: Lethal Injektion February 21st, 2018 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg I didn’t know MTV’s Return of the Rock was still a thing.
Metal in the Media 0 American Association of Suicidology Announces Andrew W.K. as Person of the Year February 21st, 2018 at 10:17am Vince Neilstein Andrew is recognized for “his consistent and powerful use of positivity to improve the lives of those who read his writings, attend his lectures, and hear his music.”
Editorials 0 A Slightly More Nuanced, Moderately Less Angry Response to Phil Labonte’s Argument Against Stricter Gun Control Laws February 20th, 2018 at 4:36pm Axl Rosenberg Sorry not sorry.
Tour de Force 0 Coheed and Cambria and Taking Back Sunday Announce Co-Headlining Tour February 20th, 2018 at 2:45pm Axl Rosenberg Support comes from The Story So Far.
Viral Vomit 0 If Avenged Sevenfold Had Death Metal Drumming, They’d Sound Like This February 20th, 2018 at 1:35pm Axl Rosenberg It’s “Almost Easy” to imagine…
Tour de Force 0 Full of Hell and Gatecreeper Announce North American Summer Tour February 20th, 2018 at 12:23pm Axl Rosenberg Talk about a summer slaughter…
New Stuff 0 Rotten Sound’s New Song Will Cure Your “Boredom” February 20th, 2018 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg It doesn’t sound rotten.
Pummeling Politics 0 All That Remains’ Phil Labonte Speaks Out Against Gun Control February 19th, 2018 at 2:07pm Axl Rosenberg “Nurse! Get the microscopic! I can’t find this guy’s dick!!!”
The Webernets 0 Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Speaks Out in Favor of Gun Law Changes February 18th, 2018 at 1:57pm Vince Neilstein “Some people don’t like the term ‘assault rifle.’ Ok, cool- why don’t we call them ‘Kid Killers’ then? Is that a little better? Can we get a little KID KILLER control happening?”
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Robb Flynn Has “Brutal Lung Infection,” Walks Off Stage Mid-Show in Pittsburgh, Cleveland Postponed February 16th, 2018 at 1:04pm Vince Neilstein His throat gave out mid-show and he couldn’t continue performing.