Metal Jewery 130 OY YOY YOY: THE METAL HASIDIM ARE METALSUCKS MANIACS!!! May 4th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago, Vince told you about some […]
Interviews 90 NAPALM DEATH’S BARNEY GREENWAY: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW May 4th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg On April 11, I interviewed Napalm Death front man Barney […]
Tour de Force 320 MISSING AN IWABO SHOW IS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN GETTING A BONER DURING 5TH PERIOD SEX-ED May 4th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interview our friends at Metal Injection conducted with […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 CHRIS CORNELL OFFERS US A GLIMPSE OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WITHOUT TIMBALAND May 4th, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Though recently convicted of murder, Phil Spector is regarded as […]
...And F*ck You Too 440 CATTLE DECAPITATION NO LIKEY DR. ACULA May 4th, 2009 at 2:33pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know very much about the band “party grind” […]
Cinemetal 130 SEVENTH VOID TRADE IN THEIR BLACK CLOTHES FOR A BOTTLE OF BOURBON May 4th, 2009 at 1:02pm Vince Neilstein Several of you (ok… three) have emailed MetalSucks urging us […]
Cinemetal 70 TORCHE MAKE THEIR OWN VERSION OF WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE May 4th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, not really… but that’s what the band’s new video, […]
New Stuff 230 AWESOMENESS OF NEW ZAO ALBUM EXPLAINED: THE POWER OF THE ‘STACHE May 4th, 2009 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein MetalSucks liking Zao is something akin to getting a blowjob […]
Whiplash! 210 ROB HALFORD T-SHIRTS: YET ANOTHER SIGN THAT ARMAGEDDON IS HERE May 4th, 2009 at 10:09am MetalSucks Swine flu got you down? Don’t get too scared, it […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 280 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: OPETH — “DELIVERANCE” May 2nd, 2009 at 1:28pm Kip Wingerschmidt Holy moly, those sexy Swedes still dun got it! And […]
Worst Week Ever 350 IN WHICH WE ADDRESSED SOME COMPLAINTS May 1st, 2009 at 6:03pm Axl Rosenberg Some of you seem to find it shocking that we […]
Contests 2060 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW RELEASES FROM AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED AND BRUTAL TRUTH! May 1st, 2009 at 5:39pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to RobotScythe, the winner of last week’s funny photo […]
Cinemetal 190 F*CK WOLVERINE May 1st, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If anyone watched the Oscars this year – and I […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 90 SWINE FLU TO AFFLICT HUNDREDS AT HIPSTER MUSIC FEST May 1st, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez This provocative and entirely untrue headline was my way of: […]
Contests 930 WIN TICKETS TO SEE MASTODON PLAY CRACK THE SKYE IN ITS ENTIRETY IN NYC!! May 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Most of you who (rightly so) loved Mastodon’s latest masterpiece […]
Reviews 100 BELIEVER TEST YOUR FAITH WITH GABRIEL May 1st, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Now it seems to me that Believer have done it […]
Rampant Rumors 190 WILL NORMA JEAN REALLY GET BACK TO THEIR ROOTS? May 1st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the best tweet I’ve seen all week, from Norma […]
Reviews 70 BURNING HUMAN’S RESURRECTION THROUGH FIRE: A HIGHLY ANTICIPATED DEBUT THAT ACTUALLY IS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED May 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks There are a few phrases that tweak the highly attuned […]
Viral Vomit 180 A BAND OF (D)ORCS May 1st, 2009 at 11:14am Vince Neilstein This is pure comedy gold. The best is the part […]
Admin 310 UM, SO ABOUT THAT “APOLOGY”… May 1st, 2009 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg “So that’s how you get swine flu!” Dear Everyone, This […]
