Contests 0 WINNERS ANNOUNCED FOR UNREADABLE BAND LOGO, HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH NIGHT 8 December 21st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey you cats and kittens. MetalSucks’ final contest of the […]
\m/ 250 RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE SUCCESSFUL IN RAGING AGAINST SIMON COWELL December 21st, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Somewhat unexpectedly but undoubtedly awesomely, the bid to propel Rage […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 140 HOPE FOR HARDCORE December 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Gary Suarez Now ten years since originally forming, The Hope Conspiracy is […]
Contests 170 BEHEMOTH VOCAL COVER CONTEST: SING ALONG WITH NERGAL, WIN SOME AWESOME SH*T! December 21st, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks If you follow this website you know that YouTube vocal […]
Reviews 1060 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: AXL REVIEWS IWABO’S IT’S ALL HAPPENING December 21st, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg If I had the world’s worst case of ADHD and […]
Tour de Force 230 METAL AS ART TOUR 2010 KICKING OFF IN TWO WEEKS December 21st, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks The MetalSucks co-sponsored Metal As Art Tour 2010, featuring Revocation […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 190 SATURDAY SONG TO GET 2006’D TO: INTRONAUT – “FAULT LINES December 19th, 2009 at 1:16pm Kip Wingerschmidt If the MetalSucks Universe had been born one year earlier, […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 3RD ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 8 OF 8 December 18th, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Deven Simmons! You mensch. You correctly identified last night’s trivia […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 METAL SUCKS WORLD EXCLUSIVE: THE CROWN INTERVIEWED December 18th, 2009 at 4:30pm Anso DF When picturing The Crown in my mind, I don’t see […]
Haterade 370 JUGGALOS 4 JESUS (AND 4 BOOBS) December 18th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Shelby Cobras at Illogical Contraption may be throwing in the […]
Tour de Force 290 DO I OR DO I NOT CARE ABOUT SEEING PUSCIFER LIVE? THAT IS THE QUESTION. December 18th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Puscifer, Maynard James Keenan’s bizarro electro lounge music side-project, just […]
New Stuff 320 THIS PANTERA COVER IS HELL December 18th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I still don’t really know who This is Hell are, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 NOT A SANCTUARY REUNION, BUT WE’LL TAKE IT December 18th, 2009 at 2:00pm Anso DF Nevermore’s last record came out in 2005, but since then […]
The Webernets 220 IN OTHER NEWS, YOU SHOULD REALLY VISIT MP3.COM December 18th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein WinAmp just released a new version of their software. Lawlz! […]
New Stuff 310 NEW DARK TRANQUILLITY SONG SOUNDS LIKE NOTHING THE BAND HAS EVER RECORDED BEFORE December 18th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Naaaaaahhhhh, I’m just joshin’ ya! It sounds more or less […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 760 YOU GO TO HELL, OZZY OSBOURNE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! December 18th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ozzy Osbourne has announced Soul Sucka as the name of […]
Tour de Force 290 SUMERIANCORETOUR 2010 LINEUP ANNOUNCED! FEATURES BANDS ON SUMERIAN RECORDS (SHOCKER) December 18th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Veil of Maya, Animals as Leaders, Circle of Contempt and […]
\m/ 490 RAGE AGAINST BANNED CURSE WORDS December 18th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Writing headlines for Rage Against the Machine is too easy, […]
New Stuff 130 WON’T YOU BE THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S “NEIGHBOR?” December 18th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Hey, lookit that! Our pals at Metal Injection posted some […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 320 NEW YORK TIMES PIECE ON BLACK METAL ALREADY HAVING PROFOUND EFFECT ON POP CULTURE December 18th, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Honestly, I find Lady GaGa’s pop-based performance art a lot […]
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