Reviews 190 EVERGREEN TERRACE STICK TO THEIR BORING GUNS ON ALMOST HOME September 9th, 2009 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar There’s a sad, interesting desperation to a lot of new […]
New Stuff 180 FOZZY OSBOURNE September 9th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The most interesting headline to come across my RSS reader […]
Cinemetal 120 EVILE IN A BOX September 9th, 2009 at 9:47am Axl Rosenberg Wouldn’t it be awesome if that was an actual product? […]
Cinemetal 390 NEW DETHKLOK VIDEO!!! September 8th, 2009 at 5:43pm Vince Neilstein It’s past normal posting hours here at the MS Mansion, […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF BLACK STONE CHERRY’S FOLKLORE AND SUPERSTITION September 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg You fail me again. No one correctly identified last week’s […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 770 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON F*CKING UP September 8th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’ve all fucked up. Some worse than others, but we […]
Cinemetal 290 HOW DID WE MISS THE NEW CATTLE DECAPITATION VIDEO? September 8th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I dunno, but we did. Thanks to longtime MetalSucks Maniac […]
Viral Vomit 150 GUITAR HERO: THE BEATLES > ROCK BAND: THE BEATLES September 8th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not actually anti-Guitar Hero/rhythm games the way some people […]
Music Dorkery 120 BEHIND THE BOARDS OF TEXTURES’ “AWAKE” September 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you’ve ever wondered what goes into tracking and recording […]
Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 9) September 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein This is completely fucking offensive. More crabcore / flat-iron haircut […]
What the...?? 190 ENSIFERUM MAKE THE LAZIEST VIDEO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I like Ensiferum. Seriously, I do. But what the fuck […]
Cinemetal 130 YOU HAD ME AT “RWAKE” September 8th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rwake is a band we don’t write about as much […]
Interviews 300 LUNA MORTIS’ MARY ZIMMER ON LYRICS, POLITICS, AND SINGING VERSUS SCREAMING September 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you enjoy melodic death-tinged power metal – and really, […]
Music Dorkery 740 SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT THE USE OF THE TERM “CORE” September 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, I received the following e-mail from reader Parker […]
\m/ 120 NOW YOU CAN BE TR00 AND KVLT EVEN WHEN YOU’RE WIPING YOUR ASS September 8th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Dear Makers of Black Toilet Paper, You are welcome for […]
\m/ 320 RAMMSTEIN GET “PUSSY” September 8th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This image came from a Rammstein fan e-mailer that MS […]
Cinemetal 140 DEATH UNITES PARADISE LOST September 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein We haven’t spent nearly enough time here talking about Paradise […]
New Stuff 120 RESISTANCE TO REVOCATION’S EXISTENCE IS FUTILE September 8th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein You know how your parents always used to tell you […]
...And F*ck You Too 520 THE WORST GUITAR SOLO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I started learning to play guitar when I was eleven. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 400 SATURDAY ONE-MANNED-BAND TO GRIND GEARS TO: B U L B September 5th, 2009 at 4:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt Ever since energy drinks became the new weed, there are […]