Brah don’t let Greg Puciato call u a wimp!

Welcome to MetalSucks’ new gear review column! Let’s talk guitars!

Don’t be the last to know about Woe, Nahar, Nocturne, Empyrios, and um Rob Zombie! Jam them and ALL new heavy jamz in STCOT!

God Forbid’s Doc Coyle previews the NBA post-season, recaps the NBA season, and seasons some chops!

Welcome to this week’s QOTW discussion! All pain is desire :)

“We have almost 1,000,000 likes on [Facebook]. Will we sell 1,000,000 copies of Everblack? Fuck no!”

Here’s how you can audition!

It’s loaded with memorable songs.

Guitarist Steve “Stevic” Mackay breaks down his live rig, in-ear monitoring system home studio setup and more.

Never mind “Best Albums Of 2013” — start composing your “Best Albums Of APRIL 2013” list now!

Which vocal-less albums are instrumental to your existence?

The death metal trailblazer is immortalized.

If there was ever any doubt, there is none now: videogames have come of age.

MetalSucks MLB columnist and Becoming The Archetype guitarist Seth Hecox complains about the parity (or lack thereof) of the week-old MLB season.

This week in heavy new releases: Russian Turbo Polka Metal. Swedish Shark Soup. Top-Shelf Earwax Removal Product. And a new friend!

Dave Mustein raves ecstatic about Pelagial.

New Skid Row single is trying way too hard.

STREET TOUGHS, BE FOREWARNED! If you punch the guy in the above photo, he may be entitled to extra support from the police! But you’ll be punished the same as if you punched a dude who doesn’t wear eye make-up.

Another tag team review!

Lamb of God are arguably the tightest band in metal, and Blythe is the spark that ignites the band’s riff engine.