Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 190 NOT EXACTLY A CHURCH BURNING, IS IT? November 16th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mayhem have perhaps one of the longest and most sordid […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 190 THIRTEEN YEARS LATER, MR. TIM SKOLD REVIVES SKOLD November 4th, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Back in 1996, I was an angst-ridden young buck, and […]
Cinemetal 310 HATRED: F*CKING ADORABLE September 25th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Steve Hamlin sent us the link to this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 460 NICE COVER ART, ROB September 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Was Rob Zombie never cool and I was just an […]
The Hard R 1000 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS, PART 3 August 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Let’s start this off by saying I most likely WILL […]
What the...?? 530 PEOPLE ARE STILL OFFENDED BY ALICE COOPER? SERIOUSLY? August 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you didn’t know, Alice Cooper is a lame […]
Neilstein Soundscam 670 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: ASSJACK AND A BUNCH OF FAILURES August 12th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week was somewhat of a slow one for metal […]
Haterade 1860 LESSONS IN FASHION, AS TAUGHT BY MOTIONLESS IN WHITE July 10th, 2009 at 3:33pm Vince Neilstein Ever since discovering yesterday’s Shitstain subject matter Motionless In White, […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 APPARENTLY, DAN SPITZ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANTHRAX’S SUCCESS June 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shitballs. Former Anthrax guitarist and current Christian midget watchmaker […]
Neilstein Soundscam 260 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: CHICKEN-WHAT? June 17th, 2009 at 4:01pm Vince Neilstein This week in Soundscan, supergroup Chickenfoot shifted a ridiculous number […]
Ask Anton OyVey 190 ANTON OYVEY’S DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL RECAP! June 15th, 2009 at 2:31pm MetalSucks Hello, my Metalsucks children. I write you on this day […]
Editorials 350 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS: MUSTAINE’S REVENGE April 15th, 2009 at 9:49am Anso DF The big frickin’ deal week before last was Metallica’s induction […]
What the...?? 380 SOMEBODY SHOOT ME IN THE FACE: MARTY FRIEDMAN JOINS LIMP BIZKIT April 1st, 2009 at 10:10am Axl Rosenberg Fuck me naked with a spoon. Last night we got […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE CLARIFIED THE GEOGRAPHICAL ORIGIN OF PANDAS March 27th, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been trying to download the new Marilyn Manson mp3, […]
Cinemetal 80 DUFF MCKAGAN ENJOYS BINGO, STEALING MONEY FROM OLD MEN March 27th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I really like this video for “Flatline,” a new song […]
Reunion Mania 360 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: COLD HAVE REUNITED February 25th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw Cold open for Marilyn Manson once. Even though […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Reunion Mania 430 WE CALLED IT: WES BORLAND RE-JOINS LIMP SUCKIT February 12th, 2009 at 8:37am Axl Rosenberg Fuck Wes Borland, and fuck everyone who supported this lying […]
Cinemetal Reviews 90 A KNOT OF NOT A LOT OF DIR EN GREY February 11th, 2009 at 10:00am Anso DF Of the dozen or so Japan-based acts that have attempted […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE CONTEMPLATED THE MEANING OF “BLACK” METAL November 7th, 2008 at 5:17pm MetalSucks The United States has a brilliant new President in Mr. […]