Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Misadventures in Heavy Metalling: The Tome of the Most Metal Xerox Copier Repairman Ever December 11th, 2017 at 4:06pm Rowdy Geirsson I love showing up for work because every time I go to the office it brings me a little closer to Satan.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: May 26th, 2017 May 26th, 2017 at 8:31am Phil Boozeman New albums from Alestorm, Beartooth, friggin’ Danzig, Nitrogods, Legionnaire and tons more.
Lick My Label 0 Seeker Claim That Being on Victory Records Has Cost Them Touring Opportunities May 13th, 2017 at 10:39am Axl Rosenberg Sad, if not shocking.
Reunion Mania 0 The Reunited Dead to Fall are Working On a New Album April 6th, 2017 at 10:11am Axl Rosenberg For better or worse, it’s not the dudes who made “Chum Fiesta.”
Idol Listening 0 Idol Listening: Steve Bannon’s Favorite Songs About Patriotism February 6th, 2017 at 1:22pm MetalSucks #MAGA
Reunion Mania 0 All Shall Perish Working on New Material October 24th, 2016 at 11:02am Axl Rosenberg #ItsStoreyTime
Editorials 0 Editorial: Not Everything Should Be Metal All The Time February 25th, 2016 at 3:40pm Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus argues that if metal were the standard, it would no longer rule.
Interviews 0 An Interview with Don Tardy of Obituary April 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks You can’t have a discussion about Florida death metal without including the mighty Obituary.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: Who’s NXT? December 17th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie weighs in on the WWE’s third brand.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Mystery Metal Vinyl December 11th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein My lonestar is THIS big.
Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: Chris Pervelis of Internal Bleeding’s Five Essential “Vantastic” Driving Albums September 10th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The slam pioneers list out their decidedly un-slammy listening choices.
Tour de Force 0 Babymetal Announce NYC and London Shows in November!!! September 3rd, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein The fox goddesses return!!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 3, 2014 June 3rd, 2014 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Now, Voyager.
New Stuff 0 Polar Metal Opposites: New Album Streams from All Pigs Must Die and Mercenary July 24th, 2013 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Get your angry grindcore on, then get your epic metal on!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 11, 2013 June 11th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund The new releases u must be alerted about! The new releases u already know about! Crank them all here!
Tim Lambesis Trial 0 The Word Alive are Single White Female-ing As I Lay Dying June 6th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Is this an homage, or an insult???
New Stuff 0 The New Mercenary Track is Pretty Good May 23rd, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Denmark’s Epic Metal kings are back.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 14, 2013 May 14th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund No annoying staff, registers, bathroom lines.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: OCTOBER 2, 2012 October 2nd, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Once upon a time in a land far, far away, […]
Editorials 0 Detailed Analysis: Vest Metal is Officially the Next Annoying Trend in Metal July 31st, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Vests are in, Axe FXs are out! Djent has come […]
