New Stuff 410 PERMIT THE NOBLE NILE TO DESCEND UPON THE UNDERWORLD September 24th, 2009 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg Nile’s new song, “Permitting the Noble Dead to Descend to […]
Viral Vomit 30 CALL IT SHRED CHOP: A SLAP CHOP REMIX September 24th, 2009 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein This is one of those rare examples when a copy […]
Cinemetal 100 GOD DETHRONED MAKE UP FOR THEIR LAST VIDEO WITH “POISON FOG” September 24th, 2009 at 4:15pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, lookit that! After their last, incredibly silly video, for […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 460 NICE COVER ART, ROB September 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Was Rob Zombie never cool and I was just an […]
Black Collar Workers 250 THIS SHOULD MAKE EYAL HAPPY September 24th, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Our boy Bram Teitelman at Metal Insider reports that Guitar […]
Rob Halford Doesn't Like Girls, But Rich Hallford Does 770 INTRODUCING METALSUCKS’ NEW DATING COLUMN (SERIOUSLY) September 24th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Hey kids, We’ve brought on a new writer, Rich Hallford, […]
Cinemetal 120 JUCIFER CLIMB “THE MOUNTAIN” September 24th, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Jucifer is an awesome band we don’t show enough love; […]
Tour de Force 320 SMOKE WEED, SEE SLIPKNOT AND THE DEFTONES September 24th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is sponsoring the return of the Smokeout Festival, which […]
...And F*ck You Too 1010 FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: WAY TOO POPULAR September 24th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Luckily for Five Finger Death Punch, being total assholes who […]
Interviews 190 EVERY TIME I DIE’S ANDY WILLIAMS: “WITH NEW JUNK AESTHETIC, I’M FINALLY HAPPY.” September 24th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar As one of the chief riff providers for swaggercore titans […]
New Stuff 70 HATEBREED’S HATEBREED ALBUM SAMPLER September 24th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Uh, I think the headline pretty much says it all. […]
New Stuff 170 YOU CAN PLAY BRUTAL LEGEND RIGHT NOW (SORT OF)! September 24th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg MY FELLOW NERDY GAMERS: Brutal Legend, the heavily anticipated metal-themed […]
Ask Oderus 900 GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS WANTS YOU September 24th, 2009 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is back for another round of Ask […]
...And F*ck You Too 290 GENE SIMMONS THINKS HE SHOULD BE THROWN OUT OF KISS September 24th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I found the following quote from a recent interview with […]
What the...?? 350 THIS IS A JOKE. I THINK THIS IS A JOKE. THIS HAD BETTER BE A JOKE. September 24th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This is either a parody, or this band has now […]
Not Quite Metal? 180 HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO THE BOSS September 24th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know how I missed this, but Bruce Springsteen […]
Rampant Rumors 200 HE IS LEGEND, LEGENDARY NO MORE? September 24th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein According to Lambgoat (who MS tipster Kye says “are about […]
\m/ 380 IS SOMEONE TRYING TO SEND ME A MESSAGE? September 24th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein I found this pamphlet sitting on a seat on the […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1020 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON AMERICAN AUDIENCES VS. EUROPEAN AUDIENCES September 23rd, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks You guys familiar with the phrase “Grass is greener?” Well, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 SKELETONWITCH: BEHIND THE SCENES OF BREATHING THE FIRE September 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg Skeletonwitch’s new album, Breathing the Fire, slays. That’s really all […]
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