\m/ 280 F*CK GEORGE HANDY, HERE’S “DEEP THOUGHTS WITH DEVIN TOWNSEND” December 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll keep this short and sweet: Devin Townsend’s genius knows […]
Tour de Force 300 WE’RE SPONSORING THE U.S. NILE TOUR! December 9th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Nile, the reigning kings of extreme, technical, historically-themed brutality — […]
New Stuff 280 NONPOINT: 5 MINUTES OF DRONE December 9th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nonpoint won’t be on Metal Hammer’s Dimebag tribute album, but […]
Metal Moments of Zen 120 METAL MOMENTS OF ZEN: NORWEGIAN DAYCARE December 9th, 2009 at 12:30pm MetalSucks -LK III
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 METAL’S BIGGEST PETERS: ERIC F*CKING PETERSON OF TESTAMENT December 9th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF Metal fans, let’s take a collective moment to consider ourselves […]
This Sucks 2430 MARDICK December 9th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Jumping on stage at a metal show is a risky […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 TIME FOR A NEW GOD FORBID ALBUM ALREADY? SWEEEEEET… December 9th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday God Forbid announced that they’ll be playing a very […]
Editorials 510 REMEMBER WHEN KILLSWITCH ENGAGE RELEASED AN ALBUM THIS YEAR? December 9th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein That was pretty anti-climactic, wasn’t it? It shouldn’t come as […]
Metal Jewery 130 MESHUGGA(H) BEACH PARTY!! December 9th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Do these three words inspire you with shock, awe and […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK RETURNS! WIN A METALSUCKS T-SHIRT!!! December 8th, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congratulations to Katie Rose, who correctly identified last week’s logo […]
New Stuff 240 FORMER MEMBERS OF THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER SET GRAVES ABLAZE December 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg For some reason I thought John Kempainen was one of […]
\m/ 780 IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT THAT MASTODON HAVE CROSSED OVER INTO THE MAINSTREAM… December 8th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg …reader Mark VanDeusen just tipped us off that Crack the […]
Br00tal-lists 650 NOISECREEP, GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT December 8th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends at Noisecreep must really enjoy getting yelled at […]
New Stuff 280 ONE YOU MAY HAVE MISSED IN ’09: DIVINITY’S THE SINGULARITY December 8th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein There’s always those sleeper year-end picks, often early-year or last-minute […]
Editorials 930 IS THE PAGAN/FOLK METAL FAD ON THE WAY OUT? December 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein In early 2008, around the time of the original Paganfest […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 KRUGER (NOT KRUEGER) December 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Like a lot of people I imagine, I’d never heard […]
Br00tal-lists 140 WE HAVE THE #2 BEST “BEST OF THE DECADE” LIST! December 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Remember our 21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century… […]
Br00tal-lists 170 ARGUE ABOUT ABOUT (.COM) December 8th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The latest MetalSucks intern found that suggesting Five Finger Death […]
Reviews 370 PORTAL & IMPETUOUS RITUAL: SOUTH OF HELL December 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Australia, for those of us in the US, is pretty […]
Viral Vomit 80 RANDY BLYTHE, JELLO WRESTLER December 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein If you’ve ever wanted to see Randy Blythe in facepaint […]