New Stuff 590 AIN’T NO LAWSUITS GONNA STOP THE DINO CAZARES BABY-EATING PARADE! November 9th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein It’s been a while since we’ve reported on the current […]
This Sucks 180 R.I.P. JERRY FUCHS, MASERATI DRUMMER November 9th, 2009 at 9:12am Vince Neilstein Upon returning back to the Mansion from a bike ride […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 510 SATURDAY SONGS TO SSSSSSSSSUCKIT TO: 4 X PRIMUS November 7th, 2009 at 10:41am Kip Wingerschmidt “BAD MONKEYS!!!” I swear to god, I’ve been woken up […]
Worst Week Ever 170 IN WHICH WE BOUGHT A PENIS November 6th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit. I wasn’t even out that late last night, […]
\m/ 330 THIS JUST IN: AXL STILL LOVES CHIMAIRA November 6th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last night Vince and I hit up the Trivium/Chimaira/Whitechapel/Dirge Within […]
Editorials 120 SPEAKING OF 3… November 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg …MS Maniac Daisy May Tinklepants just pointed out to us […]
Editorials 370 ZAKK WYLDE IS A MENSCH November 6th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So unless you spent your summer someplace where there’s no […]
Editorials 170 ARE 3 REVISIONING THEIR SOUND? November 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Apparently 3 have an album out. The band “3.” You […]
Rampant Rumors 330 CHRIS ADLER COLLABORATING WITH KIRK HAMMETT November 6th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been aware since the release of The Ashes of […]
Music Dorkery 810 ON METAL PRODUCTION November 6th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein My piece on drum-triggering a few weeks back ruffled a […]
Cinemetal 230 IS LEO MILLER INTERVIEWING CONVERGE, OR IS CONVERGE INTERVIEWING LEO MILLER? November 6th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Now that Animosity is done, I guess vocalist Leo Miller […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 330 THE FUNNIEST READER EMAIL WE’VE RECEIVED IN QUITE SOME TIME! November 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein For the sake of this poor kid’s humility, I’m going […]
Black Collar Workers 190 MORE ON 360 DEALS: WHY THE “INDUSTRY” IS NECESSARY November 6th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Seems my post about Earache’s 360 deal with Gama Bomb […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 HAPPY 48TH BIRTHDAY, CRAIG GOLDY! November 6th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez Sure, Craig Goldy, you didn’t play guitar on Dio’s classic […]
What the...?? 570 COMING OUT IS HARD November 6th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg All I can say is: THIS IS FUCKING REAL. Major, […]
New Stuff 220 TO-MERA DEFINITELY DO NOT NEED TO SUCK IT November 6th, 2009 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein In Axl’s post the other day about chicks in metal […]
Rampant Rumors 540 ALMOST AS GOOD AS A BIG FOUR TOUR? November 6th, 2009 at 10:44am Axl Rosenberg I know that with the postponement of the latest round […]
Cinemetal 240 WE DON’T POST NEARLY ENOUGH KING DIAMOND November 6th, 2009 at 10:13am Vince Neilstein Says MS Maniac Michael Arose, “King Diamond always wakes me […]
Tour de Force 440 PRESENTING THE 2010 METAL AS ART TOUR, FEATURING HYPNO5E, REVOCATION AND THE BINARY CODE November 5th, 2009 at 6:32pm MetalSucks We’re extremely proud to present to you what in our […]
Contests 2040 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A KATATONIA NIGHT IS THE NEW DAY PRIZE PACKAGE November 5th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to the winners of last week’s funny photo caption […]
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