Contests 1480 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A JEAN JACKET, T-SHIRT AND MORE FROM WHITE WIZZARD! March 11th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s photo was pretty gross so naturally the captions […]
Br00tal-lists 330 ANOTHER TEASE FOR OUR NEW ARGUMENT-INDUCING LIST!!! March 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Oh boy oh boy! It’s almost time for us to […]
Lick My Label 60 IT’S A CHRIS PENNIE KINDA WEEK, I GUESS March 11th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I interviewed Greg Puciato, Liam Wilson, and Billy Rymer […]
New Stuff 50 LEVI/WERSTLER, COCK TEASES March 11th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re a little late on reporting this, but there’s a […]
Editorials 90 MUSICIANCORPS OFFERING MUSICIANS HEALTHCARE IN EXCHANGE FOR TEACHING KIDS March 11th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein While it might be a bit of a leap to […]
Readers' Choice 400 THE GREATEST FRENCH HEAVY METAL SONG OF ALL TIMES? March 11th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I got a very flattering e-mail from French reader Vincent […]
Cinemetal 230 JUST BECAUSE MARTA TOLERATES BOYS FARTING ON HER DOESN’T MEAN SHE LIKES IT March 11th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s shaping up to be a slow news day, so […]
Cinemetal 260 HEMOPTYSIS SEE THE “SHADOW OF DEATH” March 11th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hemoptysis, the Nocturno Cultowitz-endorsed finalists for the Scion No Label […]
The Webernets 200 APB: SERGEANT D OF METAL INQUISITION March 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It would appear as if Sergeant D’s days at Metal […]
What the...?? 160 JAPANESE JEW SHILLS FOR FANTA March 11th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve known for some time that Marty Friedman’s career primarily […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 CYNIC’S RE-TRACED WILL REINTERPRET? March 11th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I dunno if this old news and I’m just somehow […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 460 AS I LAY DYING’S POWERLESS RISE IS ALMOST RISEN March 11th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Did you know that resident MetalSucks L O S T […]
Cinemetal 280 OMG VINCE GOOFED!!! OH NOES!!! March 11th, 2010 at 10:03am Vince Neilstein Many of you expressed a deep satisfaction last week when […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 APPARENTLY BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE HAVE A CLAW FETISH March 11th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg At first when I saw the new BMFV cover art, […]
The Hard R 430 THE HARD R: ALL ABOUT PLUS March 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Congrats to Ziltoid and Grover XIII for entering the blogger […]
Interviews 190 SEVENDUST’S CLINT LOWERY CHATS NEW ALBUM WITH METALSUCKS IN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW March 10th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Though Clint Lowery rejoined Sevendust two years ago, the group’s […]
New Stuff 170 TRAP THEM ARE “CARNAGE INCARNATE” March 10th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I posted live footage of a new Trap Them […]
Cinemetal 270 HIGH ON FIRE’S “FROST HAMMER” VIDEO IS ALREADY BETTER THAN CLASH OF THE TITANS March 10th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The video for High on Fire’s “Frost Hammer,” from their […]
Tour de Force 20 SPEAKING OF ORPHANED LAND… THEY’VE JUST BEEN ADDED TO FULL METAL TEXAS! March 10th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The MetalSucks co-sponsored Full Metal Texas 2010 just keeps getting […]
Contests 960 SHOW US YOUR MOST METAL FACE, WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF SON OF AURELIUS’ THE FARTHEST REACHES! March 10th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks We’ve been telling you how stoked we are for Son […]
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