Viral Vomit 370 WHEN VINCE AND I ARE BORED AND DRUNK, WE JUST PHOTOSHOP PICTURES OF DINO EATING BABIES November 13th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg A reader named James (who runs this website) sent us […]
Editorials 140 THE BEST UNSIGNED BAND I’VE HEARD THIS YEAR IS STILL CARNAL RAPTURE November 13th, 2009 at 10:08am Vince Neilstein Technically disqualified from my year-end list because their record came […]
Contests 2170 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HEAVY METAL KILLERS VINYL AND SCARF! November 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The winner to last week’s funny photo caption contest was […]
Contests 2900 BRUTAL LEGEND FIGURINE + T-SHIRT CONTEST November 12th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’re giving away free shit! Woo! Today’s grand prize is […]
Cinemetal 420 WELL, THAT’S ONE WAY TO GET ATTENTION November 12th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So let’s say you’re in a third rate metalcore band, […]
Metal Jewery 240 ORPHANED LAND: GET READY FOR SOME HOT JEW ON JEW ACTION November 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Israel’s Orphaned Land have just announced a February 9 release […]
Cinemetal 310 “LISTEN TO MORBID ANGEL” November 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein That’s we told MS Intern David en route to this […]
Editorials 140 WHAT THE F*CK EVER HAPPENED TO CANNAE, ANYWAYS? November 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does anyone even remember Cannae? They were on Prosthetic. Their […]
Cinemetal 70 HAIL OF METAL INJECTION November 12th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Our bro-bros at Metal Injection just debuted “Warsaw Rising,” the […]
Readers' Choice 140 READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 3: EMBERS November 12th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so Embers was not actually suggested to me by […]
\m/ 60 FAN MAIL November 12th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The above piece of art, titled “Fucking Shit Balls,” was […]
Cinemetal 200 THE KATATONIA VIDEO PUTS ME AT EASE November 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a great example of an excellent music video that […]
\m/ 310 WHY HAVEN’T YOU DOWNLOADED CELESTE’S MISANTHROPE(S) YET? November 12th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Back in August, I wrote about Misanthrope(s), the latest offering […]
Not Quite Metal? 190 DANKO JONES JUST WANNA ROCK November 12th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Sometimes you just wanna rock. Sometimes you don’t want to […]
Tour de Force 310 JIZZ ALERT: THE FACELESS WILL PERFORM PLANETARY DUALITY IN ITS ENTIRETY ON UPCOMING TOUR! November 12th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The Faceless’ Planetary Duality was one of our most favoritest […]
Black Collar Workers 380 THIS IS HOW YOU PROMOTE A NEW BAND November 12th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Forget record labels, expensive music videos, fancy photo shoots or […]
Editorials 1060 A LOT OF CONTROVERSY ABOUT AN UGLY PAINTING November 11th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So some people are all up in arms about the […]
Cinemetal 280 3 INCHES OF BLOOD ARE BLOODY DISGUSTING November 11th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bloody Disgusting is one of my favorite horror sites, and […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 60 DJ VINCE NEILSTEIN: THIS FRIDAY (THE 13TH)! + THREE AWESOME METAL SHOWS November 11th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Friendly reminder: our own Vince Neilstein will be DJing “Heavy […]
Readers' Choice 360 READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 2: I HATE SALLY November 11th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I changed the name of this series from yesterday so […]
