New Stuff 220 HEAR THE BINARY CODE’S “MECHANICAL SEAS” EXCLUSIVELY AT LAMBGOAT! December 1st, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Turns out we’re not the only ones excited about The […]
Music Dorkery 140 A PANTERA REMIX = SACRILEGE? NAH. December 1st, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein MS Maniac Adrien Arnoux sent us an “outraged” email about […]
Viral Vomit 410 WALT DISNEY’S HEAD IS ROLLING IN ITS CRYOGENIC CHAMBER December 1st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proving that you can make almost any awesome metal song […]
Cinemetal 150 SCAR SYMMETRY’S GOOFY “ASCENSION” THROUGH THE COSMOS “CHAMBER” December 1st, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Scar Symmetry’s decision to replace ex-vocalist Christian Alvestam with two […]
Cinemetal 80 IT’S ALICE IN CHAINS’ DECISION TO WORK WITH AN ALIEN December 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I feel like I’ve been ragging on Alice in Chains […]
The Webernets 60 TRENT REZNOR IS SERIOUS ABOUT THAT WHOLE “NO MORE NINE INCH NAILS” THING (FOR NOW) December 1st, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein When Trent Reznor announced he’d be taking NIN on hiatus […]
\m/ 160 MURDERGAGA December 1st, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Inspired by our realization that William Murderface looks just like […]
Readers' Choice 510 HERE COMES THE KRAPPIN’ December 1st, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Mike Winston sent us a very articulate and well-reasoned […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 420 DUDE FROM VOLBEAT FALLS DOWN, GOES VOLBOOM December 1st, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks uber-Maniac Josh Kidd has recommended we check out Volbeat, […]
This Sucks 1490 END YOUR MONDAY WITH SOME SH*TTY NEWS November 30th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg After the jump is some incredibly depressing news. DO NOT […]
Everyone's Replaceable 120 Does Blood Has Been Shed Have a New Singer After All? November 30th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg When we interviewed Howard Jones about the new Killswitch Engage […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 130 BLACKLISTED RELEASE NEW ALBUM! INTERNET MORE SURPRISED THAN THAT SURPRISED KITTY! November 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez There I was, minding my business on the Internet when […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 640 SLEEPING GIANT WANT YOU TO JOIN THEIR ARMY November 30th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez I’ve really been digging some hardcore this year, thanks largely […]
The Webernets 430 BANG YOUR HEAD (SAFELY) November 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even though we try to lay him down by the […]
Everyone's Replaceable 130 SOMEONE LIKE YOU ENDED UP SINGING FOR BANG TANGO November 30th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s the kind of thing that happens mostly in dreams […]
Readers' Choice 100 SOME MORE READERS’ CHOICE BANDS November 30th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein These are fun. You guys have been sending in a […]
This Sucks 60 YOU WON’T HAVE TO FEAR THESE THOUGHTS MUCH LONGER November 30th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just a couple of weeks ago the mighty Devin Townsend […]
Haterade 720 ALBACORE… HARDY HAR HAR November 30th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader tipped us off to the existence of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 THIS SHOULD MAKE ANSO HAPPY November 30th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was never really a Dokken fan, but I know […]
New Stuff 140 NORMA JEAN BOOTH GUITEAU CZOLGOSZ OSWALD November 30th, 2009 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg Norma Jean have been playing their excellent Bless Yo Mama […]