Tour de Force 450 SLAYER SCHMAYER: MEGADETH ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH TESTAMENT AND EXODUS January 26th, 2010 at 9:36am Axl Rosenberg Well, ya gotta hand it to Dave Mustaine. He’s trying […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 580 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL’S THOUGHTS ON NAMM 2010 January 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “Went to NAMM, fucked a bunch of bitches, did a […]
Readers' Choice 660 STEVE VAIGINA January 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard of Orianthi Panagaris, which I suppose is […]
New Stuff 180 THIRTY SECONDS OF EVERY SONG ON THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S OPTION PARALYSIS January 25th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier today, reader Dominic Coppola sent us an e-mail with […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODA January 25th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mike Shitnoda, the ugly Backstreet Boy wannabe who raps for […]
Rampant Rumors 340 ONLY MEMBER OF SYSTEM OF A DOWN WITH SUCCESSFUL POST-SOAD CAREER SHOOTS DOWN REUNION RUMORS January 25th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, System of a Down bassist Shavo Odajian […]
I Am The Blawg 270 I AM THE BLAWG: METALSUCKS’ NEW (NON-SPECIFIC) LEGAL ADVICE COLUMN. SERIOUSLY. January 25th, 2010 at 2:36pm MetalSucks Hello. My name is Antonin Skullia, Esq., and I’m the […]
Music Dorkery 130 F*CK ELEVEN… THIS SH*T GOES TO THIRTEEN, KID!!!! January 25th, 2010 at 2:10pm Kip Wingerschmidt -KW
Editorials 110 METALSUCKS MAKES ITS MARK ON D.R.I. January 25th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Brooklyn Vegan has a review of D.R.I.’s show at the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 300 RECORDING OF A NEW ENSLAVED ALBUM HAS BEGUN! January 25th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s true! They’re in the studio right now! This can […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 DANGEROUS TOYS OF MY OWN January 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF Whenever hair rock is ridiculed, discounted, and slighted by metal’s […]
New Stuff 70 NEW KALMAH SONG, “BULLETS ARE BLIND,” HAS KIND OF AN UNSETTLING TITLE January 25th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This song ain’t about no fish. Reader Randy Gatto sent […]
Tour de Force 110 OZZY AIN’T NO SUCKA AFTER ALL January 25th, 2010 at 11:32am Axl Rosenberg Last month, Ozzy Osbourne continued his campaign against the hearts […]
Editorials 90 YES, IT’S TRUE (ALLEGEDLY). SCORPIONS ARE REALLY BREAKING UP (SUPPOSEDLY). January 25th, 2010 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg So many of you e-mailed us about this over the […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 SIGUR ROS’ JONSI BIRGISSON LOVES IRON MAIDEN January 25th, 2010 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg What’s the non-metal crowd’s take on Sigur Ros? Our friend […]
Show Reviews 310 THE METALSUCKS SPONSORED TYRANTS OF EVIL NORTH AMERICAN TOUR 2010 RIPS NYC A NEW ONE January 25th, 2010 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg Marquee at the Nokia Theatre in Times Square, January 22, […]
Book Reviews 100 I AM OZZY AUTOBIOGRAPHY PISSES ON U.S. BOOKSHELVES TODAY January 25th, 2010 at 9:11am Corey Mitchell Ozzy Osbourne gets plenty of crap around here at the Mansion […]
Metal Moments of Zen 120 DEATH METAL PUPPY RIDES AGAIN!!!!!!!! January 25th, 2010 at 2:10am Kip Wingerschmidt killkillkillkillkillkillkill / woofwoofwoofwoofwoof Special thanks to Lady Poopinstein for sending […]
Black Metal Brunch 50 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SPEKTR, “PHANTOM REALITY” January 24th, 2010 at 10:35am MetalSucks I haves seens manys weirds things at brunches. I haves […]
Editorials 140 SATURDAY SONG TO SHRED PSYCHEDELIA TO: EARTHLESS — “SONIC PRAYER” January 23rd, 2010 at 2:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt Sandy Eigo’s EARTHLESS weave together a formidable blend of shredderiffic […]
