...And F*ck You Too 320 IS THIS WHAT WAS RUNNING THROUGH JOEY BELLADONNA’S HEAD WHEN HE GOT THE OFFER TO RE-RE-JOIN ANTHRAX? May 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Through amazing mind-reading technology created by the MetalSucks Mansion Monkey […]
Rampant Rumors 580 ARSIS BASSIST NATHANIEL CARTER LEAVES BAND BECAUSE HE HATES WEED? May 11th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Let me begin by saying that this should be treated […]
Reunion Mania 280 DEAR SCISSORFIGHT May 11th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Please get back together, record a new album and bring […]
Viral Vomit 320 SATANIC DEATH COUNTRY May 11th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein If you can get past the painful minute and a […]
Tour de Force 210 IS THIS THE WORST TOUR OF THE SUMMER? May 11th, 2010 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg After I actually shaved a decade off my life by […]
The Webernets 40 DID ACCEPT PWN TWITTER? May 11th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I haven’t been doing much tweeting lately (obligatory plea to follow […]
The Hard R 680 THE HARD R: DALLAS ON WHERE THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS HEADED May 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Axl and Vince have proclaimed “music is worthless” many amounts […]
Show Reviews 70 THE ULTIMATE RATTURDAY: BACK FOR MORE IN PHILLY May 10th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein There really aren’t any ’80s bands that are still making […]
Interviews 230 BUZZ OSBORNE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW (PART TWO) May 10th, 2010 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez If you haven’t read Part One of my interview with […]
The Dreadful Demo Files 370 IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR NEW BAND MEMBERS, DON’T DO THIS May 10th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that many of our musician bloggers have discussed […]
Rampant Rumors 1990 TROUBLE IN MASTODON PARADISE? BRENT HINDS STORMS OFF STAGE IN OAKLAND May 10th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein According to a couple of eyewitness accounts the latest trouble […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A FAKE “WASTED TIME” May 10th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bring Back Glam tells me that the new Bret Michaels […]
Metal Merch 60 LOTS OF SLAYER T-SHIRTS! May 10th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein When we got an email titled “Lots of Slayer T-shirts” […]
Exclusive 1 EXCLUSIVE BATILLUS STUDIO BLOG #2: DRUMMER GEOFF SUMMERS May 10th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks When we heard that our friends in Brooklyn doom-crew Batillus were […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 180 SO THAT’S PRETTY EMBARRASSING FOR SCOTT IAN May 10th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know it’s unusual for us to post about one […]
This Sucks 910 NERGAL ISN’T THE ONLY ONE IN THE DARSKI HOUSEHOLD WHO LOVES BLASPHEMY May 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe Bible-bashing is sexually transmitted. Offending someone’s religious beliefs is […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 DEVIN TOWNSEND + LSD = FREAKED-OUT NEWSTED May 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF My first memory of being super-impressed by tales of massive […]
Cinemetal 50 BETWEEN JAPAN, THE RED CHORD AND ME May 10th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I really, really want to go to Japan. It’s definitely […]
Cinemetal 70 MNEMIC: I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE F*CK A “DIESEL UTERUS” IS May 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Mnemic have released a video for “Diesel Uterus,” which comes […]
Contests 50 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE DUMPSTER EDITION May 10th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The latest entrant to the “Show Us Your MetalSucks” contest […]
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