Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 SPEAKING OF ZILTOID… February 26th, 2010 at 3:45pm Vince Neilstein The REAL Ziltoid has arrived on earth from Ziltoidia IX […]
The Webernets 1130 INTERNET BEWARE: ZILTOID IS NOW A BLOGGER February 26th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein For those who may’ve missed the constant plugs in our […]
Cinemetal 120 LAZARUS A.D. WANT “ABSOLUTE POWER” February 26th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Y’know, I’ve interviewed Lazarus A.D., I’ve killed small animals to […]
Scion No Label Needed Contest & Series 50 DICK GOZINYA’S NERD-TASTIC ENDORSEMENT OF IRIS DIVINE FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST February 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 170 EXODUS’ VITRUVIAN MAN February 26th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the cover art for Exodus’ upcoming Exhibit B: The […]
\m/ 320 A BUNCH OF OHIO KIDS GET DOWN February 26th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Back when I was a young ‘un and took guitar […]
New Stuff 70 THE BLED ARE BLEEDING HEAT FETISH February 26th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein The Bled are streaming their entire new album Heat Fetish […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 30 “MAY THE GODS UNTO WHICH IT IS WRITTEN BE PLEASED!” A NEW WATAIN ALBUM AT LAST! February 26th, 2010 at 12:45pm MetalSucks It’s beens exactlys four years and ones week since Watains […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 BRET MICHAELS DEFINITELY F*CKED MILEY CYRUS February 26th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bret Michaels recently recorded two duets with tween sensation Miley […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 310 GENE SIMMONS’ APPLE DIDN’T FALL VERY FAR FROM THE TREE February 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg SHOCKER! Gene Simmons’ son, Nick, is a total prick! I […]
Metal Jewery 160 THE BEST COMBINATION OF METAL AND JEWISHNESS IN THE HISTORY OF EVER February 26th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Pure fucking gold. I need one immediately. So do you. […]
New Stuff 200 NOISECREEP’S “OBSESSION?” KILLSWITCH ENGAGE February 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg On Wednesday we got a thirty-second cock tease of the […]
Exclusive 360 PHIL ANSELMO AUTOBIOGRAPHY TO BE CO-AUTHORED BY METALSUCKS’ OWN COREY MITCHELL February 26th, 2010 at 10:30am Corey Mitchell Just wanted to give you guys the first official heads-up […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 130 OZZY VS. IOMMI: THE DARK SIDE WINS ROUND ONE February 26th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It was way back in May that we first told […]
...And F*ck You Too 700 THIS WEATHER F*CKING SUCKS February 26th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys work furiously to meet Lord Rosenberg’s […]
Tour de Force 460 METALSUCKS & METAL INJECTION PROUDLY PRESENT A TASTE OF EXTREME DIVINITY NORTH AMERICAN TOUR 2010 FEATURING HYPOCRISY WITH SPECIAL GUESTS SCAR SYMMETRY, HATE, BLACKGUARD AND SWASHBUCKLE! February 25th, 2010 at 5:51pm MetalSucks U.S. IMMIGRATION COULDN’T STOP THEM! Hypocrisy are finally coming to […]
Contests 1330 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN 7-INCHES BY SERAPHIM AND GLUTTONS February 25th, 2010 at 5:15pm Vince Neilstein Come on, guys… the myriad Dino Cazares captions for last […]
Scion No Label Needed Contest & Series 120 COREY MITCHELL’S EPIC ENDORSEMENT OF IRON THRONES FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST February 25th, 2010 at 4:45pm Corey Mitchell Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in the […]
What the...?? 180 A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU’D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT February 25th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it […]
Scion No Label Needed Contest & Series 60 SATAN ROSENBLOOM’S SPIRITED ENDORSEMENT OF ELECTRIC HORSEMEN FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST February 25th, 2010 at 3:45pm Satan Rosenbloom Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in he […]
0 - Sean Z.’s Twelve Inch Face Pubes Win the MetalSucks Best Beard in the History of Metal Bracket!!!
