Cinemetal 100 SO THAT’S WHAT A FINNTROLL LOOKS LIKE April 5th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve been advocating videos that don’t actually feature the band […]
Black Metal Brunch 190 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: BIG DUMB FACE, “DUKE LION” April 4th, 2010 at 10:27am MetalSucks What? Is dids nots gets to plays Aprils Fools joke. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 110 SATURDAY VID TO CRUSH PRINGLES TO: EAST OF THE WALL — “I AM CRYING NONSTOP HYSTERICALLY” April 3rd, 2010 at 1:53pm Kip Wingerschmidt Instrumetal proggateers East of the Wall want another round of […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE REFUSED TO REUNITE April 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The weather is beautiful out, it’s the weekend, and I […]
Viral Vomit 180 TOOL’S “LATERALUS,” AS PERFORMED BY AN EIGHT-PIECE KOTO ENSEMBLE April 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The headline pretty much says it all. I don’t really […]
Reviews 160 ÉCAILLES DE LUNE: THE SAD, WEIRD, STUNNING WORLD OF ALCEST April 2nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Sammy O'Hagar French shoegazing metalheads Alcest began in earnest with Le Secret, […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 80 HOLY SH*T… SEEN SLASH’S LOVE LETTER YET? April 2nd, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know how this hasn’t made more headlines, given […]
Everyone's Replaceable 350 SLIPKNOT’S CHRIS FEHN SEEKS (WILL) HAVEN April 2nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot always take extended breaks in-between albums; that downtime is […]
\m/ 430 OTEP WON’T SHOW HER TITS, WILL SHOW HER BALLS April 2nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dude, I wouldn’t fuck with Otep Shamaya. Would you fuck […]
Interviews 120 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CHARLES RAY, A.K.A. “THE DUDE WHO PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND ON-STAGE AT A FEAR FACTORY CONCERT” April 2nd, 2010 at 2:06pm Axl Rosenberg On Wednesday we posted a video of a dude proposing […]
Metal Mets 300 THIS POST IS SORT OF RELATED TO METAL BUT MOSTLY RELATED TO BASEBALL April 2nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Baseball season starts on Monday!! Ah, April, when every team […]
Cinemetal 60 TOM MORELLO APPEARS IN TARGET AD April 2nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, never mind, it’s not an ad for Target. It’s […]
\m/ 210 DINOSAUR METAL April 2nd, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Kids love dinosaurs. As a kid I was mildly interested […]
New Stuff 90 WELL HEY, REX BROWN’S NEW BAND IS ACTUALLY PRETTY SWEET! April 2nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s worth questioning how much influence ex-Pantera/Down bassist Rex Brown […]
Viral Vomit 60 DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES? April 2nd, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein And no, we ain’t talkin’ ’bout no stinkin’ bourgeois bullshit […]
Reviews 260 SON OF AURELIUS’ THE FARTHEST REACHES REACHES FARTHER April 2nd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Son of Aurelius‘ The Farthest Reaches is an album that […]
Power Metal Party 120 JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS COVER: KIVIMETSAN DRUIDI April 2nd, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Speaking of judging a book by its cover, check out […]
Editorials 210 REMEDYING A GREAT INJUSTICE April 2nd, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Suckalo Alex_P sent us an email a few days ago […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE ANYONE LISTENS TO METAL FOR ITS SUBTLETY April 2nd, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Dew-Scented’s Invocation comes out in North America on May 25 […]
Contests 1780 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A VERTEBRAE 33 T-SHIRT April 1st, 2010 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein You guys sure wanted that copy of God of War […]
1570 - Frankie Palmeri’s Track By Track Breakdown of the New Emmure Album: A Track By Track Breakdown
