Metal Jewery 130 OY YOY YOY: THE METAL HASIDIM ARE METALSUCKS MANIACS!!! May 4th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago, Vince told you about some […]
Interviews 90 NAPALM DEATH’S BARNEY GREENWAY: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW May 4th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg On April 11, I interviewed Napalm Death front man Barney […]
Tour de Force 320 MISSING AN IWABO SHOW IS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN GETTING A BONER DURING 5TH PERIOD SEX-ED May 4th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interview our friends at Metal Injection conducted with […]
Cinemetal 130 SEVENTH VOID TRADE IN THEIR BLACK CLOTHES FOR A BOTTLE OF BOURBON May 4th, 2009 at 1:02pm Vince Neilstein Several of you (ok… three) have emailed MetalSucks urging us […]
New Stuff 230 AWESOMENESS OF NEW ZAO ALBUM EXPLAINED: THE POWER OF THE ‘STACHE May 4th, 2009 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein MetalSucks liking Zao is something akin to getting a blowjob […]
Whiplash! 210 ROB HALFORD T-SHIRTS: YET ANOTHER SIGN THAT ARMAGEDDON IS HERE May 4th, 2009 at 10:09am MetalSucks Swine flu got you down? Don’t get too scared, it […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 280 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: OPETH — “DELIVERANCE” May 2nd, 2009 at 1:28pm Kip Wingerschmidt Holy moly, those sexy Swedes still dun got it! And […]
Worst Week Ever 350 IN WHICH WE ADDRESSED SOME COMPLAINTS May 1st, 2009 at 6:03pm Axl Rosenberg Some of you seem to find it shocking that we […]
Contests 2060 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW RELEASES FROM AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED AND BRUTAL TRUTH! May 1st, 2009 at 5:39pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to RobotScythe, the winner of last week’s funny photo […]
Cinemetal 190 F*CK WOLVERINE May 1st, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If anyone watched the Oscars this year – and I […]
Contests 930 WIN TICKETS TO SEE MASTODON PLAY CRACK THE SKYE IN ITS ENTIRETY IN NYC!! May 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Most of you who (rightly so) loved Mastodon’s latest masterpiece […]
Reviews 100 BELIEVER TEST YOUR FAITH WITH GABRIEL May 1st, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Now it seems to me that Believer have done it […]
Reviews 70 BURNING HUMAN’S RESURRECTION THROUGH FIRE: A HIGHLY ANTICIPATED DEBUT THAT ACTUALLY IS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED May 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks There are a few phrases that tweak the highly attuned […]
Admin 310 UM, SO ABOUT THAT “APOLOGY”… May 1st, 2009 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg “So that’s how you get swine flu!” Dear Everyone, This […]
The Hard R 400 DALLAS COYLE ON THE NEW TERMINATOR MOVIE, CHRISTIAN BALE, AND THE DESENSITIZATION OF SOCIETY (OH YEAH: AND HIS SPLIT FROM GOD FORBID) April 30th, 2009 at 5:20pm MetalSucks The Rise Of Extremism and Terminator Salvation A lot of […]
Reunion Mania 190 DEAR METAL BANDS: STOP BREAKING UP. BECAUSE YOU’LL INEVITABLY GET BACK TOGETHER. April 30th, 2009 at 4:45pm Vince Neilstein Our bro-bros at Metal Insider brought up a good point […]
What the...?? 140 DETHSOKS April 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, you’re not seeing things – those are Murderface socks. […]
New Stuff 100 NEW MUSIC THURSDAY: METALSUCKS READER SUBMISSIONS April 30th, 2009 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein See? We do read all of your suggestions. Zu: “baritone […]
Exclusive 200 EXCLUSIVE: THE AUTUMN OFFERING’S MATT MCCHESNEY AND METALSUCKS’ AXL ROSENBERG MAKE NICE! PLUS THE DEBUT OF “THE CURTAIN HITS THE CAST,”THE NEW SINGLE FROM THE AUTUMN OFFERING! April 30th, 2009 at 2:25pm Axl Rosenberg As I mentioned earlier this week, a little while back […]
Cinemetal 120 YOU RIDE THAT F*CKING STEAMBOLT, BITCH. RIDE IT GOOD! April 30th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our hetero life partners are Metal Injection have captured some […]
