Editorials 40 Van Halen’s Tour Rider Proves That DLR and EVH Are Doin’ It for the Art December 5th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Only, not really. Lest there was any doubt that Diamond […]
Neilstein Soundscam 210 BIG SALES WEEK FOR THE FACELESS, DIR EN GREY, BEHEMOTH November 19th, 2008 at 4:49pm Vince Neilstein All is not lost in the world of metal; in […]
Contests 6590 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A WASHBURN GUITAR SIGNED BY MUDVAYNE! November 13th, 2008 at 5:10pm MetalSucks Ya’ll’s entries for last week’s funny photo caption contest were […]
Cinemetal 90 ONCE UPON A TIME WHEN OZZY WAS ACTUALLY SCARY November 12th, 2008 at 1:41pm Vince Neilstein Before Ozzy was a bumbling idiot of a TV family […]
\m/ 50 BARACK OBAMA QUITS POLITICS, STARTS FIRST BLACK BLACK METAL BAND November 10th, 2008 at 3:00pm MetalSucks [Special thanks: Photoshop Corpsepaint Contest winner Joel V.!]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 50 SATURDAY SONG TO GET JACK O’LANTERNED TO: THE MISFITS – “NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD” November 1st, 2008 at 3:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt Much like The Misfits, I’ll keep this short and sweet: […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 100 THE BEAST WITH TOO MANY BACKS October 22nd, 2008 at 4:13pm Gary Suarez Like my e-comrade Vince, I too am planning to check […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE APPOINTED OURSELVES “JOE METAL” October 17th, 2008 at 5:37pm MetalSucks Things are heating up in the U.S. presidential race, and […]
Cinemetal 170 WHAT PROTEST THE HERO DO WHEN THEIR VAN BREAKS DOWN October 14th, 2008 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein Life on the road looks fun, doesn’t it? In other […]
90 METAL INQUISTION’S FREE ULTIMATE FLORIDA DEATH METAL MIX October 3rd, 2008 at 3:53pm Axl Rosenberg Those uproarious chaps over at Metal Inquisition have compiled what […]
Interviews 70 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH 36 CRAZYFISTS VOCALIST BROCK LINDOW September 10th, 2008 at 11:30am MetalSucks And so it is with great sadness that we come […]
Editorials 110 PROTEST THE HERO *FINALLY* JOIN A TOUR WORTH SEEING (PLUS FALL TOUR ROUNDUP) July 29th, 2008 at 3:21pm Vince Neilstein After fellating Protest the Hero’s incredible early-2008 release Fortress for […]
Contests 990 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE NEW SCAR SYMMETRY AND NEW-ISH CHILDREN OF BODOM CDs! July 17th, 2008 at 5:51pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks reader and multi-time champion d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. for winning […]
What the...?? 8900 AND FINALLY, DEATH METAL WITH A COW ON VOCALS June 3rd, 2008 at 5:22pm Vince Neilstein OK, this is it folks, I promise. We’ve already unearthed […]
Cinemetal 90 THE DESTRO ARE STILL SO METAL May 20th, 2008 at 11:31am Axl Rosenberg Here’s what I wrote about The Destro back in August, […]
The Hard R 140 THE HARD R: GOD FORBID’S DALLAS COYLE ON DRUGS, SEX AND ROCK N’ ROLL March 21st, 2008 at 2:54pm MetalSucks Drugs, Sex And Rock N Roll When we first started […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 40 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED [AND FIGHT GERMAN METALHEADS] TO: THE OCEAN – “KILLING THE FLIES” January 19th, 2008 at 8:10pm Kip Wingerschmidt This “collective” from Berlin is brutal and smart — like […]
Cinemetal 90 SLAUGHTER OF THE SOLD: THE AT THE GATES CASH-IN CONTINUES January 14th, 2008 at 12:03pm Axl Rosenberg You can’t blame At the Gates for wanting to get […]
Interviews 60 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE January 10th, 2008 at 6:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently had the opportunity to sit down with God […]
Cinemetal 90 SIKTH IS F*CKING SIK December 27th, 2007 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein Remember SiKth, the best band of 2007 that didn’t actually […]