Green Eggs and Slam 300 ALL OUT WAR’S MIKE SCORE ON METALCORE, MYSPACE, AND MORE August 20th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D It might be hard for all you self-righteous, 22 year-old […]
Contests 120 REVOCATION SHREDATHON WINNER ANNOUNCED! May 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The winner of our Revocation Shredathon contest has been chosen; […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 MY OFFICIAL NEW ENGLAND METAL & HARDCORE FESTIVAL REPORT–IN TWEETS! May 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Originally, I had planned on livetweeting this year’s New England […]
Br00tal-lists 880 Anthrax: 101 Singers We’d Rather See Than Joey Belladonna May 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We stand by our assessment that re-hiring Joey Belladonna is […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 STEEL PANTHER TO DICKWHIP YOUR TV? May 7th, 2010 at 1:30pm Anso DF Though Los Angeles is often described by its residents as […]
L O S T 230 L O S T WITH AS I LAY DYING’S NICK HIPA: THOUGHTS ON “EVERYBODY LOVES HUGO” AND “THE LAST RECRUIT” April 21st, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Good afternoon dudes! Today I’m taking the “day after” approach […]
Contests 2430 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF GOD OF WAR III! March 26th, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein First of all, we owe White Wizzard t-shirts to two […]
Contests 910 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER MAGAZINE’S TATTOO ISSUE March 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to kickoutthejamsman and The Overmatt, winners of the super […]
L O S T 120 L O S T WITH AS I LAY DYING’S NICK HIPA: FINALLY, SOME QUESTIONS ANSWERED! March 16th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Fellow followers of L O S T, So how was […]
L O S T 230 L O S T WITH AS I LAY DYING’S NICK HIPA: WHO IS COMING TO THE ISLAND? March 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Last week on L O S T we were introduced […]
Cinemetal 210 COOL CHICK WITH UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME TO RELEASE SECOND ALBUM February 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t really know what the critical consensus was on […]
L O S T 280 L O S T WITH AS I LAY DYING’S NICK HIPA: FATE VS. FREE WILL February 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Greetings metal maniacs and L O S T enthusiasts, I […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 570 I WAS MADE FOR LOATHING KISS, BABY January 29th, 2010 at 10:14am Anso DF I don’t want to jinx it, but lately it seems […]
Editorials 840 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON HOW HE GOT INTO METAL January 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Austerity Program play this Sunday January 31, in Brooklyn […]
Interviews 190 RICHARD CHRISTY: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW January 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Satan Rosenbloom If all Richard Christy ever did was play drums on […]
Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
...And F*ck You Too 410 HEY VH1? GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! HURRY! January 6th, 2010 at 1:55pm Anso DF I logged a heroic number of TV hours this holiday […]
Tour de Force 230 WIN-TOUR MANIA! January 5th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This winter is shaping up to a great incredible one […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 190 THE CHARIOT MAKE GREAT MUSIC, PICK GOD-AWFUL OPENERS FOR TOUR January 4th, 2010 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Well, it’s 2010 and The Chariot are through playing second […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 640 SLEEPING GIANT WANT YOU TO JOIN THEIR ARMY November 30th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez I’ve really been digging some hardcore this year, thanks largely […]
