Contests 1060 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A NACHTMYSTIUM VINYL, INTO ETERNITY & INTRONAUT CDs September 17th, 2008 at 5:21pm MetalSucks Congrats to our winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption […]
Editorials 200 WILL SMITH = METAL August 21st, 2008 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein Things that are metal about this photo: Pink t-shirt. “I […]
Show Reviews 80 SOILWORK, SANS TWO GUITARISTS, STILL KNOW HOW TO RIP IT UP March 24th, 2008 at 1:50pm Vince Neilstein Often when a band loses some of its core members […]
Editorials 20 APIARY POST DEMO OF NEW SONG + BEST QUOTE EVER March 11th, 2008 at 9:47am Kip Wingerschmidt San Francisco’s princes of dissonant punk-metal Apiary have recently posted […]
What the...?? 450 AVRIL LAVIGNE LOOKS LIKE CHILDREN OF BODOM’S ALEXI LAIHO February 12th, 2008 at 4:34pm Vince Neilstein In response to our realization that Trivium’s Matt Heafy looks […]
Cinemetal 20 OZZY OSBOURNE AUDITIONS FOR CNN’S ANDERSON COOPER 360 ANNOUNCER’S GIG January 7th, 2008 at 12:27pm Vince Neilstein The idea of the famously slur-addled Ozzy Osbourne being an […]
Reviews 40 ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS’ THE GAME OF LIFE IS NEITHER FOR THE FAINT HEARTED NOR THE CLOSE MINDED November 19th, 2007 at 3:07pm Axl Rosenberg It was only a matter of time ’til a band […]
Editorials 70 OZZY REALLY IS NEVER GONNA STOP October 9th, 2007 at 2:50pm Axl Rosenberg According to The Gauntlet, Ozzy Osbourne has told reporters that […]
Editorials 0 OZZY OSBOURNE TO GREENPEACE: “F*CK YOU!” August 14th, 2007 at 12:43pm Vince Neilstein Following the release of Ozzy Osbourne’s latest album Black Rain, […]
Cinemetal 90 DIO “HOLY DIVER” VIDEO, VIA KILLSWITCH ENGAGE August 1st, 2007 at 12:31pm Vince Neilstein Killswitch Engage already did Dio justice with their great cover […]
Editorials 0 NEW CHILDREN OF BODOM SONG AVAILABLE FROM VIVA LA BANDS July 30th, 2007 at 12:49pm Vince Neilstein The latest track from Bam Margera’s forthcoming compilation Viva La […]
Editorials 50 KORN WORKING ON COVERS ALBUM; METALSUCKS WORKING ON SOUNDPROOF EARPLUGS July 19th, 2007 at 11:26am Vince Neilstein Does anyone remember the awful cover Korn did a few […]
Editorials 1 HOW TO SLAY A DRAGON IF YOU’RE INTO… June 29th, 2007 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg …INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an […]
Editorials 40 THE NEW OZZY ALBUM COMES IN INCREDIBLY CHEAP PACKAGING May 23rd, 2007 at 10:55am Vince Neilstein It’s just a flimsy piece of cardboard with a slot […]
Album of the Day 20 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… OZZY OSBOURNE, NO MORE TEARS May 22nd, 2007 at 1:57pm Vince Neilstein And why wouldn’t it be the album of the day? […]
Editorials 20 STORIES WE WISH IDOLATOR HADN’T SCOOPED US ON May 18th, 2007 at 11:49am Axl Rosenberg ALL MY HEROES HAVE FAILED ME: I didn’t think I […]
Editorials 0 OH MY GOD, I FEEL SO VIOLATED March 13th, 2007 at 7:02am Axl Rosenberg My girlfriend once asked Fred Durst to sign her tit, […]
