21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2070 #1: INSANE CLOWN POSSE, BIZZAR/BIZAAR July 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
Worst Week Ever 350 IN WHICH WE ADDRESSED SOME COMPLAINTS May 1st, 2009 at 6:03pm Axl Rosenberg Some of you seem to find it shocking that we […]
...And F*ck You Too 430 DOUCHE BAG FROM TERRIBLE BAND TO COMPETE FOR AFFECTIONS OF UGLIEST SLUT IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE April 27th, 2009 at 3:24pm Axl Rosenberg Here are things I didn’t know until I checked Blabbermouth […]
New Stuff 90 IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES March 10th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You can stream Buried Inside’s super awesomelicious new album, The […]
Reviews 60 WHAT IS THE WEIGHT OF LIGHT? A SERPENTCULT REVIEW February 19th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks There’s a flare of subsonic noise and distortion, mounting feedback […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
New Stuff 580 ZAKK WYLDE FORFEITS THE ABILITY TO EVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ANOTHER MUSICIAN, EVER February 6th, 2009 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg I had the displeasure of seeing Dope live once (don’t […]
Editorials 690 FAILED EXPERIMENTS IN HUMAN CREATIVITY: THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE EDITION February 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Readers of this site with a fine attention to detail […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 360 FORMER STATIC-X GUITARIST CELEBRATES IMPENDING RELEASE OF BAND’S NEW ALBUM BY GETTING THROWN BACK IN JAIL January 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tripp Eisen, who has at one time or another been […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1 PROP UP VIDEO November 18th, 2008 at 3:04pm Gary Suarez If you’re like me, you likely spend a shitload of […]
Reviews 200 AMON AMARTH YET AGAIN JUSTIFY THEIR RIDICULOUSNESS ON TWILIGHT OF THE THUNDER GOD September 24th, 2008 at 3:03pm Sammy O'Hagar In theory, Amon Amarth are worth loathing: they’re thematically about […]
Reunion Mania 190 THE REUNION YOU HAVEN’T BEEN WAITING FOR September 19th, 2008 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg In hindsight, that time you were a kid and went […]
Exclusive 220 LARS ULRICH’S TIPS FOR APPEARING TALLER THAN YOU REALLY ARE September 11th, 2008 at 1:00pm MetalSucks You can’t be a rawk gawd if you’re a fucking […]
The Hard R 260 DALLAS’ TAKE ON THE POISON / DEF LEPPARD FEUD August 15th, 2008 at 12:57pm MetalSucks I’ve lost track of how many of these blogs I’ve […]
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
New Stuff 80 HINT: IT RHYMES WITH “MACK BLETALCORE” July 22nd, 2008 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg Here’s a dilemma: I think I finally figured out the […]
Editorials 360 WHY DOESN’T NU METAL HAVE ITS OWN ANSWER TO METAL SLUDGE? July 8th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday an advanced copy of the album by a certain […]
Reviews 40 DEICIDE’S TILL DEATH DO US PART: SATANIC, SURE, BUT FUN, TOO May 13th, 2008 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg Look: after nearly 20 years of making brutal death metal, […]
Interviews 110 METALSUCKS INTERVIEWS BURTON C. BELL OF ASCENSION OF THE WATCHERS (EX-FEAR FACTORY) May 6th, 2008 at 1:37pm Vince Neilstein A few weeks ago I was offered the opportunity to […]
