Music Dorkery 240 VEIL OF MAYA ARE “UNBREAKABLE” AT SUMMER SLAUGHTER August 3rd, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I finally got to hit up this year’s […]
Contests 40 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE MIKE PORTNOY EDITION August 3rd, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein … sort of! The above photo was sent in by […]
Tour de Force 230 AN AWESOME NOT-REALLY-METAL BUT STILL PROGGY/COOL FALL TOUR August 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Photo by the esteemed Ms. Jacqueline Cheng. More from their […]
Cinemetal 110 SPEAKING OF PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT… August 3rd, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg IT’S SO GREAT TO BE LIV KRISTINE!!! How great? Her […]
New Stuff 440 HUMANITY MUST BE DESTROYED August 3rd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg The good news is that Linkin Park’s new single, “The […]
Cinemetal 440 NEW IWABO VIDEO BEST ENJOYED THROUGH A VIEW-MASTER August 3rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Iwrestledabearonce and director Justin Beasley are in something of a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 THE NEW DAATH RECORD IS COMING… August 2nd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg As I’ve mentioned before, earlier this summer I spent a […]
The Webernets 610 MEET THE CRUD WIZARD! August 2nd, 2010 at 4:40pm Vince Neilstein Hi I’m Ezra Lux and I’m 9 and my dad […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 DARKEST HOUR + PETER WICHERS = WIN August 2nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The next Darkest Hour album is gonna be something of […]
The Webernets 150 AL GORE WANTS TO F*CK LIKE A BEAST August 2nd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Blackie Lawless is a real […]
This Sucks 480 EARLY GRAVES VOCALIST MAKH DANIELS KILLED IN VAN ACCIDENT August 2nd, 2010 at 2:20pm MetalSucks Early Graves vocalist Makh Daniels was killed in a van […]
Br00tal-lists 140 RE-LIVE HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS! August 2nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Didja hear? July 19-23 was Hair Metal Week on MetalSucks […]
What the...?? 300 WALL OF DOUCHE August 2nd, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg I only vaguely remember Yellowcard, which is to say I […]
Green Eggs and Slam 210 SENOR BIVINGS RELEASES INCREDIBLY SH*TTY SONG; GETS A JOB AT WALMART August 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Senor Bivins is an internet personality best known for doing […]
New Stuff 360 WHAT DO WE THINK OF WITHIN THE RUINS? August 2nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Here’s a band we get a lot of emails about […]
Music Dorkery 330 ANIMALS AS LEADERS A SUMMER SLAUGHTER HIGHLIGHT August 2nd, 2010 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Animals as Leaders completely lived up to my uber-high expectations […]
Black Collar Workers 290 I CAN’T PLAY THE STUPID NEW IRON MAIDEN VIDEO GAME August 2nd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Boy, I love Iron Maiden, but I gotta say, it’s […]
Viral Vomit 120 EVERY MESHUGGAH SONG EVER IN TEN SECONDS August 2nd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last week SMN posted a video of every Unearth song […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WERE REVEALED TO BE A SECRET SUBDIVISION OF THE ILLUMINATI July 30th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, is it seriously August already? It’s gonna start […]
Question of the Week 680 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WITH WHOM DO YOU SIDE IN THE NEWLY RE-HEATED OSBOURNES VS. DICKINSON FEUD? July 30th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
