Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 440 NORMA JEAN’S NEW VIDEO SURPRISINGLY NOT PREACHY July 20th, 2010 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez With a provocative song title like “Deathbed Atheist,” there ought […]
Br00tal-lists 110 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #7, QUIET RIOT July 20th, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Viral Vomit 50 MAYHEM’S DEAD ON MTV CRIBS July 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This isn’t nearly as funny as it could have been, […]
Br00tal-lists 170 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS July 20th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Usually when a fad fizzles, its casual fans disperse and […]
Viral Vomit 140 GAY DEATH METAL COMEDY July 20th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Axl’s post about gay porno grind band Bear Party seems to […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 NEWS FLASH: RATT’S NEW ALBUM IS STILL THE BEST THING RELEASED IN 2010 July 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein You didn’t seriously think I’d let Hair Metal Week pass […]
Editorials 550 ANTAGONIST’S CARLOS GARCIA EXPLAINS THE SONG “SASHA GREY” July 20th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Last week Axl wrote about Antagonist’s new song, “Sasha Grey” […]
Br00tal-lists 170 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #8, SAIGON KICK July 20th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
New Stuff 110 FOR THE SHOWDOWN, HEAVIER ISN’T NECESSARILY BETTER July 20th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein I kind of lost track of The Showdown over the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 WHY POISON WERE BETTER WITH ANY GUITAR PLAYER WHO ISN’T C.C. DEVILLE, PART 2: BLUES SARACENO July 20th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Read part one, regarding Mr. Richie Kotzen, here. The story […]
Reviews 140 ENTERING DARKNESS: EIBON’S SLIDES FROM THEIR TRIP TO HELL July 20th, 2010 at 11:30am Sammy O'Hagar Look France, what did we do to deserve this? Was […]
Br00tal-lists 370 The Top Ten Worst Hair Metal Band Names July 20th, 2010 at 11:00am MetalSucks There are very few things in this world I would […]
New Stuff 130 STREAM CHIMAIRA’S ALIVE July 20th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you somehow missed those banners on either side […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 120 JANI LANE CELEBRATES HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS BY GOING TO PRISON July 20th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Not Sam Kinison Well, gee, Jani Lane! We know you’re […]
A View From the Pit 130 PHOTOS: DREAM THEATER AND IRON MAIDEN, MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, JULY 12, 2010 July 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks As previously reported, Iron Maiden’s July 12th set at Madison […]
Br00tal-lists 280 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #9, VAN HALEN July 19th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Viral Vomit 800 THE FUTURE EX-MRS. SERGEANT D. July 19th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t ask any questions. Just watch. And don’t turn it […]
Haterade 850 THE ELEVENTH ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS: “YOU’LL PROBABLY GET LAID” July 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg My homeboy Rob over at Metal Injection thinks that this […]
Editorials 1650 TRAP THEM’S RYAN MCKENNEY RESPONDS TO SACHA DUNABLE’S METALSUCKS COLUMN July 19th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Last week, as part of his recurring MetalSucks column, Blogronaut, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 WHY POISON WERE BETTER WITH ANY GUITAR PLAYER WHO ISN’T C.C. DEVILLE, PART 1: RICHIE KOTZEN July 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg As much as I love glam’s favorite apparently-playing-with-broken-fingers’d clown, C.C. […]
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