Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF DECREPIT BIRTH’S POLARITY!!! August 3rd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to Katherine Hsueh, who correctly identified last week’s logo […]
\m/ 80 LIVING COLOUR HOST THE BEST OPEN MIC NIGHT EVER August 3rd, 2010 at 4:40pm Axl Rosenberg In case there was any doubt, Living Colour are still […]
Cinemetal 180 NEW SABATON VIDEO FEEDS NAZIS TO A WOOD CHIPPER August 3rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t really like Sabaton, and I think this song, […]
Tour de Force 450 METALSUCKS PRESENTS THE LAWLESS STATES OF HERETIKA NORTH AMERICAN TOUR WITH BEHEMOTH, WATAIN, WITHERED AND BLACK ANVIL August 3rd, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks That’s right, kiddies… Behemoth are gonna heat up your winter […]
What the...?? 500 THE RETARD DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE: SON OF ICP DUDE RELEASES MUSIC VIDEO August 3rd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So I guess one of the dudes in Insane Clown […]
Readers' Choice 470 READERS’ CHOICE RANDOMS! August 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Will you people stop sending us really good bands? There […]
Music Dorkery 240 VEIL OF MAYA ARE “UNBREAKABLE” AT SUMMER SLAUGHTER August 3rd, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I finally got to hit up this year’s […]
Contests 40 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE MIKE PORTNOY EDITION August 3rd, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein … sort of! The above photo was sent in by […]
Tour de Force 230 AN AWESOME NOT-REALLY-METAL BUT STILL PROGGY/COOL FALL TOUR August 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Photo by the esteemed Ms. Jacqueline Cheng. More from their […]
Cinemetal 110 SPEAKING OF PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT… August 3rd, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg IT’S SO GREAT TO BE LIV KRISTINE!!! How great? Her […]
New Stuff 440 HUMANITY MUST BE DESTROYED August 3rd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg The good news is that Linkin Park’s new single, “The […]
Cinemetal 440 NEW IWABO VIDEO BEST ENJOYED THROUGH A VIEW-MASTER August 3rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Iwrestledabearonce and director Justin Beasley are in something of a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 THE NEW DAATH RECORD IS COMING… August 2nd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg As I’ve mentioned before, earlier this summer I spent a […]
The Webernets 610 MEET THE CRUD WIZARD! August 2nd, 2010 at 4:40pm Vince Neilstein Hi I’m Ezra Lux and I’m 9 and my dad […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 DARKEST HOUR + PETER WICHERS = WIN August 2nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The next Darkest Hour album is gonna be something of […]
The Webernets 150 AL GORE WANTS TO F*CK LIKE A BEAST August 2nd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Blackie Lawless is a real […]
This Sucks 480 EARLY GRAVES VOCALIST MAKH DANIELS KILLED IN VAN ACCIDENT August 2nd, 2010 at 2:20pm MetalSucks Early Graves vocalist Makh Daniels was killed in a van […]
Br00tal-lists 140 RE-LIVE HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS! August 2nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Didja hear? July 19-23 was Hair Metal Week on MetalSucks […]
What the...?? 300 WALL OF DOUCHE August 2nd, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg I only vaguely remember Yellowcard, which is to say I […]
Green Eggs and Slam 210 SENOR BIVINGS RELEASES INCREDIBLY SH*TTY SONG; GETS A JOB AT WALMART August 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Senor Bivins is an internet personality best known for doing […]
