Cinemetal 460 “THE GREAT PANDEMONIUM” ABOUT KAMELOT September 2nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Kamelot are one of those bands I’ve heard mentioned time […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 290 ATHEIST ALBUM ART FOR JUPITER SENDS ME TO THE MOON September 2nd, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I’m not even an Atheist fan and I think this […]
New Stuff 240 WHAT DOES THE NEW KYLESA SONG HAVE TO DO WITH THE NEW MUSHROOMHEAD SONG? September 2nd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Absolutely nothing! But I’m lumping them in together anyway. If […]
Cinemetal 250 A SOLUTION .45 OF HIS OWN September 2nd, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein If I were the dudes in Scar Symmetry I’d be […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ACACIA STRAIN WERE ONLY GOING TO MAKE YOU A SALAD September 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I praised whomever came up with the moniker for […]
Contests 120 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE WORK & PLAY EDITION September 1st, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein We’d like to thank MS reader Joey St. Lucas for […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 NEW DEVIN TOWNSEND MUSIC NEXT WEEK? September 1st, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein CORRECTION: Ghost is the fourth album in the series and […]
Ask Oderus 670 ASK ODERUS RETURNS! September 1st, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1040 GET IN THE VAN WITH EYES SET TO KILL September 1st, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D I’ve always had a soft spot for melodic metal bands […]
New Stuff 40 CHIMPANZEES AND SPACE TRAVEL AND METAL, OH MY! September 1st, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys are going completely apeshit (ha!) over […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 300 KOWLOON WALLED CITY ARE WHINY (ALSO, THEY’RE TOURING AND HAVE LIKE AN EP OR SOMETHING COMING OUT) September 1st, 2010 at 1:20pm Gary Suarez Before me, Kowloon Walled City were a bunch of nothing […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 360 THE SOILWORK FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH September 1st, 2010 at 12:40pm Anso DF I started dreading middle age a little early, and not […]
Cinemetal 150 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PREMIERE: INSIDIOUS DISEASE’S “BOUNDLESS” September 1st, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks It’s unusual when a supergroup equals more than just the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 170 INTRONAUT’S VALLEY OF SMOKE ALBUM ART IS MADE OF PURE AWESOME STUFF September 1st, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg The cover for Intronaut’s upcoming Valley of Smoke has to […]
Rampant Rumors 420 UPDATED WITH VIDEO! MUSTAINE ANNOUNCES BIG FOUR U.S. TOUR? September 1st, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Longtime reader Ryan Wineman sent be the below e-mail in […]
Editorials 1130 AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM NERGAL September 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I didn’t read the comments under our story “Nergal Has […]
Interviews 490 SLAYER’S DAVE LOMBARDO: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 31st, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks If Horatio Alger were alive today, he’d be tempted to […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A CD OF YOUR CHOICE FROM THE METALSUCKS ARCHIVES! August 31st, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to MetalSucks Suckalo Leah Ciccolella. She correctly identified last […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 NEW FULL BLOWN CHAOS IN 2011! August 31st, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg As of last week, it has been three years since […]
This Sucks 480 DEATH METAL CAT BURGLAR GIVES HEADBANGERS A BAD NAME August 31st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Image courtesy of Metal Injection You guys have been e-mailing […]
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