Tour de Force 140 WORMROT ARE COMING TO AMERICA!!! August 4th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Singapore grind bastards Wormrot are pretty much everyone’s favorite new […]
New Stuff 330 SERENITY DIES DO NOT DIE IN THE MALDIVES August 4th, 2010 at 2:20pm Vince Neilstein Before reading on, allow yourself to get a good grasp […]
The Webernets 90 TODAY: THE “S” IN SMNNEWS.COM IS FOR “SOILWORK” August 4th, 2010 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein Soilwork are still on their MetalSucks-sponsored Panic Across North America […]
Contests 1100 EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM DAVE MUSTAINE’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY! PLUS, WIN A CHANCE TO MEET DAVE AND GET AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE BOOK! August 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Surely one of the most anticipated books in the history […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 STEVEN TYLER TO DO VIRTUALLY ANYTHING BUT RECORD WITH AEROSMITH August 4th, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Ugh, I absorb a lot of insults from my elitist friends for […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 UNSANE WILL SCATTER, SMOTHER AND COVER NORTH AMERICA August 4th, 2010 at 11:40am Gary Suarez Unsane’s 1995 LP Scattered, Smothered and Covered is a classic […]
Tour de Force 110 HAVE YA HEARD? CYNIC ARE ON TOUR WITH DYSRHYTHMIA AND INTRONAUT! August 4th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein A remarkable number of people I’ve told about this Friday’s […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 310 A KINK IN VAN HALEN’S “YOU REALLY GOT ME” August 4th, 2010 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg I could have sworn that when I was a kid […]
Tour de Force 350 AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! August 4th, 2010 at 9:40am Axl Rosenberg There’s really almost nothing to say about a tour headlined […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF DECREPIT BIRTH’S POLARITY!!! August 3rd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to Katherine Hsueh, who correctly identified last week’s logo […]
\m/ 80 LIVING COLOUR HOST THE BEST OPEN MIC NIGHT EVER August 3rd, 2010 at 4:40pm Axl Rosenberg In case there was any doubt, Living Colour are still […]
Cinemetal 180 NEW SABATON VIDEO FEEDS NAZIS TO A WOOD CHIPPER August 3rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t really like Sabaton, and I think this song, […]
Tour de Force 450 METALSUCKS PRESENTS THE LAWLESS STATES OF HERETIKA NORTH AMERICAN TOUR WITH BEHEMOTH, WATAIN, WITHERED AND BLACK ANVIL August 3rd, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks That’s right, kiddies… Behemoth are gonna heat up your winter […]
What the...?? 500 THE RETARD DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE: SON OF ICP DUDE RELEASES MUSIC VIDEO August 3rd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So I guess one of the dudes in Insane Clown […]
Readers' Choice 470 READERS’ CHOICE RANDOMS! August 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Will you people stop sending us really good bands? There […]
Music Dorkery 240 VEIL OF MAYA ARE “UNBREAKABLE” AT SUMMER SLAUGHTER August 3rd, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I finally got to hit up this year’s […]
Contests 40 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE MIKE PORTNOY EDITION August 3rd, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein … sort of! The above photo was sent in by […]
Tour de Force 230 AN AWESOME NOT-REALLY-METAL BUT STILL PROGGY/COOL FALL TOUR August 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Photo by the esteemed Ms. Jacqueline Cheng. More from their […]
Cinemetal 110 SPEAKING OF PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT… August 3rd, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg IT’S SO GREAT TO BE LIV KRISTINE!!! How great? Her […]
New Stuff 440 HUMANITY MUST BE DESTROYED August 3rd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg The good news is that Linkin Park’s new single, “The […]