Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DECLARED METALSUCKS A NO-PANTS ZONE March 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Hey studs and foxes, Anso here. Please accept my most […]
The Webernets 120 AMAZON IS STILL SELLING A SH*TLOAD OF METAL ALBUMS FOR ONLY $5! January 28th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Remember that “Best of 2010” sale at Amazon we told […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1110 DEFILER IS THE FUTURE OF DEATHCORE! January 26th, 2011 at 11:00am Sergeant D You know how sometimes you’re like, “Ugh, fuck it, I […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 340 ALBUM ART ROUND-UP: NEWBIES FROM DARKEST HOUR AND EMMURE January 10th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I am really, really excited for The Human Romance, the […]
Cinemetal 550 A DAY TO REMEMBER’S VIDEO FOR “ALL I WANT” IS THE METAL PARTY OF THE YEAR OF THE MONTH January 6th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So let’s say you need to make a music video […]
Greatest Hits 660 KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve used the phrase “elephants marching riff” on […]
The Webernets 210 ANOTHER KILLER $5 METAL ALBUM SALE AT AMAZON January 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metalheads are notoriously cheap and/or poor. Jews are notoriously cheap […]
Br00tal-lists 400 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VIII December 17th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF DRAGONFORCE, A LIFE ONCE LOST, ALL SHALL […]
Br00tal-lists 440 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VII December 17th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF KYLESA, DARKTHRONE, BRUTAL TRUTH, KATAKLYSM, 3 INCHES […]
Br00tal-lists 340 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP FIFTEEN HARDCORE ALBUMS OF 2010* December 16th, 2010 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez 2010 has been one hell of a year for yours […]
Br00tal-lists 1190 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART V December 16th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF INTRONAUT, DARKEST HOUR, THE RED CHORD, KYLESA, […]
Br00tal-lists 440 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART III December 15th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MELISSA AUF DER MAUR AND MEMBERS OF WATAIN, CATTLE […]
Guest Columns 160 LEGACY TOUR DIARY, ENTRY #2: AN UPDATE FROM REVOCATION’S DAVE DAVIDSON November 22nd, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks As part of our sponsorship of The Legacy Tour, featuring Darkest […]
Necessary Roughness 230 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: THE CFL IS FUN AND CONFUSING November 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I’d like to once again thank my replacements for last […]
Necessary Roughness 190 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: IT SMELLS LIKE POOP AND ONIONS RIGHT NOW (ALSO, “BYE WEEK” CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED) November 1st, 2010 at 9:41pm MetalSucks I am currently in Pittsburgh at the Altar Bar at […]
Necessary Roughness 260 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: WIN GREG’S COLUMN October 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Refs were fucking up this week, people. I know it’s […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
Contests 50 THE RED CHORD/SUMMER SLAUGHTER CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED! September 24th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks We had a lot of fun with this The Red […]
Interviews 200 ALL SHALL PERISH’S BEN ORUM ON THE BAND’S NEW LINEUP, NEW ALBUM, AND SUMMER SLAUGHTER August 13th, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks All Shall Perish have seen, in the words of guitarist […]
Exclusive 270 AN EXCLUSIVE METALSUCKS PREMIERE: STREAM LANDMINE MARATHON’S SOVEREIGN DESCENT IN ITS ENTIRETY! March 10th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Landmine Marathon are back! Following up on 2008’s vicious face-ripper, […]
