Tweet Twat 100 HEAVEN SHALL BURN ARE A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER January 4th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I never pay attention to trending topics on Twitter, because […]
What the...?? 250 WATAIN ARE F*CKING CRAZY January 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The fact that Watain are not, like so many of […]
Rampant Rumors 330 DEFTONES AND DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN TO TEAM UP FOR MOSHFEST 2011 TOUR? January 4th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein [UPDATE: Full tour routing has been posted here. – Ed.] […]
Cinemetal 140 KORPIKLANNI: HOW DO YOU F*CK UP A VIDEO ABOUT TEQUILA? January 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Korpiklanni have released a video for their new single, “Tequila,” […]
Readers' Choice 1140 REASONS WE HAVE NOT YET JIZZED ALL OVER PAINTED IN EXILE January 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well here’s a fun, intelligent, and above all else, exceedingly […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 BBQ + TNT + COC = SXSW ’11 January 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Oops! I recently popped a Woodroe when I was informed […]
Viral Vomit 450 ASIAN GIRL IN BRA AND PANTIES RUBS HER VAGINA AGAINST A GUITAR January 4th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I don’t think there’s any way I can make […]
Cinemetal 110 OMNIUM GATHERUM TAKE YOU ON A “SOUL JOURNEY” WITH WOEFULLY EPIC NEW SONG January 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Before Mar De Grises were the new Insomnium, Omnium Gatherium […]
Metal Media 70 METALSUCKS TERRORIZES THE U.K. January 4th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Despite the fact that thousands of metalheads the world over […]
The Webernets 210 ANOTHER KILLER $5 METAL ALBUM SALE AT AMAZON January 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metalheads are notoriously cheap and/or poor. Jews are notoriously cheap […]
Necessary Roughness 300 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: COACHES FIRED, TEAMS FAILING, AND INCENTIVES EARNED January 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Coaches fired, teams failing, and incentives earned. I love week […]
Poll 660 POLL: WILL DREAM THEATER’S NEW PORTNOY-LESS ALBUM RULE OR DROOL??? January 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein While we were gone for the holidays, Mike Portnoy asked […]
New Stuff 80 ABYSMAL DAWN IMPALE AARDVARK BABIES January 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Abysmal Dawn released the sick cover art for their new […]
\m/ 240 SO HOW FAMILIAR IS THIS? January 3rd, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever been around a non-metalhead when you’re listening to something […]
New Stuff 40 GREAT GREBER January 3rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Back in November, I praised Greber, the new, guitarless grind […]
New Stuff 100 KICKING CLOUDS ON INTO 2011 WITH A NEW CLOUDKICKER SONG January 3rd, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein This is probably old news to you if you spent […]
...And F*ck You Too 190 PAUL DI’ANNO IS CONSISTENT January 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I used to be the singer for Iron Maiden!” I’ll […]
New Stuff 110 SON OF AURELIUS ARE MAKING NEW MUSIC January 3rd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Son of Aurelius, another band that rose to prominence last […]
A View From the Pit 40 SPEAKING OF DIMMU BORGIR, HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS OF THEIR NYC SHOW WITH ENSLAVED ON NOVEMBER 8th, 2010 January 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Better late than never… MS photographic whiz Jacqueline Cheng was […]
Cinemetal 210 DIMMU BORGIR, DIMMU BORGIR DIMMU BORGIR? DIMMU BORGIR DIMMU BORGIR, DIMMU BORGIR DIMMU BORGIR! January 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg While we were having a life instead of watching terrible […]
