Album of the Day 710 ALBUM OF THE DAY: CASTLEVANIA: SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT SOUNDTRACK January 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Sergeant D There are basically three things I care about in this […]
Contests 1080 THE AMON AMARTH VIKING BEARD CONTEST: GROW A GNARLY BEARD, WIN AN AMON AMARTH PRIZE PACK! January 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks [UPDATE, Jan 5: New entry instructions for females! Read here.] […]
Greatest Hits 660 KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve used the phrase “elephants marching riff” on […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 THE FIRST COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF 2011: WIN A CD OF YOUR CHOICE FROM THE METALSUCKS ARCHIVES! January 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So I promised that I’d announce the winner of the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 490 MOAR OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT January 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D In the first installment of “OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT […]
New Stuff 130 NEU NEURAXIS January 4th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Let’s use this opportunity to review not one but two […]
Tweet Twat 100 HEAVEN SHALL BURN ARE A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER January 4th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I never pay attention to trending topics on Twitter, because […]
What the...?? 250 WATAIN ARE F*CKING CRAZY January 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The fact that Watain are not, like so many of […]
Rampant Rumors 330 DEFTONES AND DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN TO TEAM UP FOR MOSHFEST 2011 TOUR? January 4th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein [UPDATE: Full tour routing has been posted here. – Ed.] […]
Cinemetal 140 KORPIKLANNI: HOW DO YOU F*CK UP A VIDEO ABOUT TEQUILA? January 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Korpiklanni have released a video for their new single, “Tequila,” […]
Readers' Choice 1140 REASONS WE HAVE NOT YET JIZZED ALL OVER PAINTED IN EXILE January 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well here’s a fun, intelligent, and above all else, exceedingly […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 BBQ + TNT + COC = SXSW ’11 January 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Oops! I recently popped a Woodroe when I was informed […]
Viral Vomit 450 ASIAN GIRL IN BRA AND PANTIES RUBS HER VAGINA AGAINST A GUITAR January 4th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I don’t think there’s any way I can make […]
Cinemetal 110 OMNIUM GATHERUM TAKE YOU ON A “SOUL JOURNEY” WITH WOEFULLY EPIC NEW SONG January 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Before Mar De Grises were the new Insomnium, Omnium Gatherium […]
Metal Media 70 METALSUCKS TERRORIZES THE U.K. January 4th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Despite the fact that thousands of metalheads the world over […]
The Webernets 210 ANOTHER KILLER $5 METAL ALBUM SALE AT AMAZON January 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metalheads are notoriously cheap and/or poor. Jews are notoriously cheap […]
Necessary Roughness 300 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: COACHES FIRED, TEAMS FAILING, AND INCENTIVES EARNED January 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Coaches fired, teams failing, and incentives earned. I love week […]
Poll 660 POLL: WILL DREAM THEATER’S NEW PORTNOY-LESS ALBUM RULE OR DROOL??? January 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein While we were gone for the holidays, Mike Portnoy asked […]
New Stuff 80 ABYSMAL DAWN IMPALE AARDVARK BABIES January 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Abysmal Dawn released the sick cover art for their new […]
\m/ 240 SO HOW FAMILIAR IS THIS? January 3rd, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever been around a non-metalhead when you’re listening to something […]
