\m/ 120 ORPHANED LAND DO THEIR PART FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST February 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I interviewed Kobi Farhi, vocalist for the Israeli metal […]
This Sucks 140 NEVERMORE’S JIM SHEPPARD UNDERGOES EMERGENCY BRAIN SURGERY February 17th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Saw this unsettling bit of news towards the end of […]
Rampant Rumors 230 THE OCEAN TO TOUR NORTH AMERICA WITH BTBAM AND JOB FOR A COWBOY? February 17th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein It’s been a long three years since The Ocean toured […]
Green Eggs and Slam 520 WINDS OF PLAGUE 2K11 = UNFADEABLE STEEZ February 17th, 2011 at 10:30am Sergeant D WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MOTHERFUCKERS??? WINDS OF PLAGUE BACK […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 310 DEFTONES FANS RIOT: “ANYTHING GOES! IT’S THUNDERDOME!!” February 17th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF There’s a powerfully bittersweet scene in the Iron Maiden documentary […]
Tweet Twat 410 THE REVIEWS ARE IN: METALSUCKS READERS LOVE DEVIN TOWNSEND (ALSO: DEVY AND PUCIATO, SITTIN’ IN A TREE…) February 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Hey guys, why haven’t you posted this yet?!! It only sounds […]
New Stuff 190 NEW MUSIC ROUNDUP: LITURGY, BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE, AVA INFERI February 16th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Rather than devoting a whole post to each of the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 720 ARE THESE BLACK METAL BANDS GOOD?? February 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D What’s up rmember me i’m still BIG PIMPIN lol! Hay […]
\m/ 570 THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS TELL WOMEN I LISTEN TO METAL ON THE FIRST DATE February 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because if they can’t even consider the possibility of dating […]
Tour de Force 50 GOES CUBE GOES TOURING February 16th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The new Goes Cube album, In Tides and Drifts, is […]
Haterade 340 TWO DOGS REVIEW EMMURE’S NEW ALBUM February 16th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein In the spirit of “Two Bears Review Daath’s New Self-Titled […]
The Webernets 340 WELL, NOW THEY DONE N’ DID IT: J. BENNETT DEFENDS CELTIC FROST’S COLD LAKE February 16th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even this little kid can’t believe this shit. Ever since […]
Cinemetal 160 DARKEST HOUR WIN “MOST ROMANTIC BAND OF THE DAY” AWARD FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW February 16th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg JESUS HAROLD CHRIST, DARKEST HOUR, STOP MONOPOLIZING MY TIME. YOU […]
Neilstein Soundscam 220 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: MOTORHEAD, CROWBAR, AND, UH… MR. BIG February 16th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Once again, the only hard rock and metal albums shifting […]
Cinemetal 450 METAL HITS THE SKINS February 16th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg American readers may have recently become aware of a new […]
New Stuff 600 THE LATEST METAL MICRO-GENRE BASTARDIZATION: DUBSTEP + DJENT = DJENTSTEP February 16th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein I’m still not clear exactly what the fuck dubstep’s got […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 30 THE CROWN’S BONUS BONERZ, NEW VIDEO February 16th, 2011 at 11:30am Anso DF It’s hard to believe that any pertinent music news could […]
Viral Vomit 120 …AND NOW A PRETTY PIANO VERSION OF AMON AMARTH February 16th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Short n’ sweet: there’s this young lady named Alexandra Nicoletti […]
Tour de Force 180 NINE MORE NORTH AMERICAN RAMMSTEIN DATES, NINE MORE CHANCES TO SEE A DUDE GET SET ON FIRE February 16th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg You may recall that back in December I saw Rammstein […]
Editorials 210 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE DISFORIA EDITION February 16th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Brendan Greene of the Salt Lake City, UT band Disforia […]
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