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IS THE ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM FESTIVAL ANTI-GAY???

April 4th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

I seriously doubt the festival’s founders or any of the […]

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THE NEW SIX FEET UNDER GETS STRIPPED, RAPED, STRANGLED, SMASHED IN THE FACE WITH A HAMMER

April 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

The new version of Six Feet Under — which, in […]

Upcoming Bullsh*t 130

THE NEW ORIGIN ALBUM HAS A TITLE! AND ALBUM ART! AND A RELEASE DATE!!!

April 4th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Friday marked the third anniversary of the release of Origin’s […]

New Stuff 170

BOY HITS CAR HIT ME

April 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

New Boy Hits Car track! Round about the time Boy […]

Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 270

SATURDAY SONGS TO GET HARD AND SOFT TO

April 2nd, 2011 at 12:40pm Kip Wingerschmidt

No, that is not a reference to erectile dysfunction. Remember […]

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IN WHICH WE MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY HAD THE BEST WEEK EVER

April 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I know it’s arrogant for us to pat ourselves on […]

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CONTEST: WIN A PRS GUITAR COURTESY OF BTBAM!

April 1st, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Between The Buried and Me are heading out on the […]

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QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS ELITISM IN METAL A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING?

April 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Welcome to “Question of the Week,” a (sometimes) weekly debate […]

Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120

IDOL REMAINS 5: “I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA, ELTON.”

April 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF

In preparation for Idol Remains, I usually steel myself with […]

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NECROLUST: NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND

April 1st, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

I’m on tour with Saint Vitus right now and haven’t […]

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WHAT YOUR FAVORITE METAL BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU, PART DEUX

April 1st, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez

Apparently, plagiarizing a concept executed far more effectively by an […]

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PETER DOLVING IS THE NEW VOCALIST FOR VELVET REVOLVER

April 1st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Well, according The Haunted’s Facebook page, that is: Obviously this […]

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EXCLUSIVE: GUESS WHO’S HEARD ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC? (AND, OH YEAH, WE HAVE THE COVER ART, TOO!)

April 1st, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The possibly-not-final cover art for Anthrax’s Worship Music So I […]

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THE DUBSTEP DEBATE RAGES ON: GRINDSTEP?!?!?

April 1st, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

(from TheChive.com) Like it or hate it, dubstep has […]

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DUFF MCKAGAN PEELS OFF ~~HIS WIFE’S CLOTHES~~ “DEAD SKIN”

April 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Crave Online has premiered Duff McKagan’s Loaded’s new video, “Dead […]

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THIS BABY ALREADY HAS TERRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC

April 1st, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Sure, he’s cute now, but wait twelve years. He’s gonna […]

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HELP VEIL OF MAYA RETRIEVE THEIR STOLEN VAN

April 1st, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

I’m gonna keep this short, because our feelings about thieving […]

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CONTINUE YOUR FRIDAY WITH TOO-BRIEF SAMPLES OF NEW AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED MUSIC

April 1st, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

The release of the new Agoraphobic Nosebleed/Despise You split, And […]

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KICK OFF YOUR FRIDAY WITH TOO-BRIEF SAMPLES OF NEW CHIMAIRA MUSIC

April 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Alright, so I have no idea who the YouTube user […]

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SUMMER SLAUGHTER 2011 LINE-UP ANNOUNCED! PLUS, VOTE FOR WHO THE OPENING BAND ON THE BILL SHOULD BE!!!

March 31st, 2011 at 10:09pm MetalSucks

MetalSucks is proud to once again be sponsoring the best […]

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