Reunion Mania 0 Graveyard are Reuniting! January 26th, 2017 at 12:51pm Vince Neilstein Drummer Axel Sjöberg is out, and we’re not sure yet who’s in.
Slave to the Grind 0 The Night I Met Nickelback January 14th, 2017 at 8:20am MetalSucks “And that is the story about the time I met Nickelback, pissed off Chad Kroeger – and they bought me a drink.”
Events 0 Just Us Clothes! January 14th, 2017 at 8:12am MetalSucks “She busted a queef that would’ve calved glaciers.”
Black Collar Workers 0 Trans-Siberian Orchestra Grossed $56.9 Million in Ticket Sales in Just Six Weeks January 11th, 2017 at 3:43pm Vince Neilstein Holy fucking crap, this band is popular.
Black Collar Workers 0 These Were the 22 Highest-Selling Metal Albums of 2016 January 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Metallica, Metallica, and Metallica.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Iron Reagan’s “Grim” New Song is Anything But December 12th, 2016 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Rip n’ roll.
The 25 Most Important People in Metal 0 The 25 Most Important People in Metal: #2, James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich December 7th, 2016 at 3:49pm Vince Neilstein James and Lars are metal’s ultimate power couple.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal GF’s Top Eleven Non-Metal Albums of 2016 December 7th, 2016 at 2:04pm MetalSucks Includes Beyoncé, Kanye, Raffi, and more.
The 25 Most Important People in Metal 0 The 25 Most Important People in Metal: #3, Brian Slagel December 6th, 2016 at 1:49pm Vince Neilstein The founder of Metal Blade Records also discovered Metallica, Slayer, and hundreds of other bands over the course of his 35 year career.
Pummeling Politics 0 Soil’s Ryan McCombs Still Thinks Trump is Better Than Hillary, is Wrong December 5th, 2016 at 3:23pm Vince Neilstein “I think when you’re left with him or Killary, you have to go with… I would have voted for Satan over her.”
The 25 Most Important People in Metal 0 The 25 Most Important People in Metal: #5, Sharon Osbourne December 2nd, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.”
Greatest Hits 0 The 110% Totally True Confessions of a Left-Wing Conspirator December 1st, 2016 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg It’s time to come clean.
Black Collar Workers 0 Sales for Avenged Sevenfold’s The Stage Drop Nearly 80% in Second Week November 15th, 2016 at 9:44am Axl Rosenberg Sorry to bring up math again, butttt…
Black Collar Workers 0 M. Shadows Wishes You Wouldn’t Mention Avenged Sevenfold’s Dip in Sales Figure November 12th, 2016 at 12:58pm Axl Rosenberg Well, Matt? Did you win the pool?
The 25 Most Important People in Metal 0 The 25 Most Important People in Metal: #19, Ash Avildsen November 10th, 2016 at 3:18pm Vince Neilstein The founder of Sumerian Records and Summer Slaughter has made his way through hard work and a flair for the dramatic.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Scale the Summit Break-Up Turns Ugly October 31st, 2016 at 11:54am Axl Rosenberg Former band members call Chris Letchford the “biggest con man in the industry,” claim he recklessly misspends the group’s money and tries to screw his co-workers out of what they’re owed.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s an Update on the Lords of Chaos Movie October 21st, 2016 at 10:24am Axl Rosenberg Short version: this movie is not going to be good.
Black Collar Workers 0 Spinal Tap Sue for Untapped Profits October 18th, 2016 at 1:13pm Axl Rosenberg Harry Shearer, who played Derek Smalls in the legendary movie, is seeking $125 million from Vivendi.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 6: Is This Real Life? October 17th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Raiders vs. Chiefs, Giants vs. Ravens, Patriots vs. Bengals and… are The Bills actually good?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Wovenwar Set the “World on Fire” October 11th, 2016 at 12:37pm Axl Rosenberg Also: find out who is replacing guitarist Phil Sgrosso.
