Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
New Stuff 0 Stream Oceano’s Someone Carrying a Box of Breakdowns Falls Down a Flight of Stairs March 19th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Klutz.
New Stuff 0 Listen to a New Night Flight Orchestra Song Right Now! March 17th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein It’s called “Sail On” and it’s groove-tastic.
Reviews 0 Oceano’s Ascendants: Like An Everflowing Deuce March 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Sounds like someone carrying a box of breakdowns who fell down a flight of stairs.
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon Has More Than 1,000 Metal and Hard Rock Albums on Sale for $6.99 or Less! March 10th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including new and classic releases by Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Slayer, Slipknot, Lamb of God, Behemoth, Arch Enemy, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Mutilation Rites. Mantar. March. Mosh! February 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bands will hit the road together next month! Get dates in here.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Five Metal Albums For When You’re Ugly :( January 30th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Some albums lift your spirits! Some do not.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from The MetalSucks Mansion Archives! January 27th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This band failed to grasp the concept of branding. You could win swag. Their loss is your gain!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Are Your Best Songs For Driving At Night? January 23rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Opeth, Mercyful Fate, and more! Have a great wknd!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 20, 2015 January 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Alright now look. Several dorky bands have albums out today, and I don’t want anybody shoving them around just cuz they’re different! Theirs and a bunch of awesome heavy new releases in here.
Retrospective 0 Entombed’s Wolverine Blues: A Newbie’s Retrospective Review January 16th, 2015 at 1:20pm Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus wants to know what all the fuss has been about.
New Stuff 0 Marilyn Manson Releases New Song, “Cupid Carries a Gun” January 7th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, Marilyn, you’re such a romantic!
News Round-Up 0 News Round-Up: Nails, Marty Friedman, Neurosis, Extol, DevilDriver, Broken Hope… and Car Bomb Singer Saves a Kitty from Drowning December 24th, 2014 at 10:58am Vince Neilstein Click for the news round-up, stay for the cat video.
Cinemetal 0 “Deep Six” Video: Watch Marilyn Manson Metamorphosize Into a Large Black Phallus December 19th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even Kafka never had a day this bad.
Metal Merch 0 Anthrax Make Firewater Now December 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The tricky moral issues surrounding the release of their new bourbon, which is called Indians.
New Stuff 0 Don’t “Deep Six” the New Marilyn Manson Song December 15th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Manson’s new single represents his best work in almost eight years.
Br00tal-lists 0 For What are Metal Musicians Thankful? November 24th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Totally speculating here, but if I had to guess…
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide for 2014 November 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks From metal-themed lawn gnomes to a metaled-out BMX bike to everything in between.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 MetalSucks Readers Name Death the Best Metal Band of All Time November 20th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Readers confirm eighteen outta twenty-five of the industry’s own selections.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Extreme Metal In The Champagne Room November 14th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks At the strip club, dim lighting isn’t the only kind of darkness.
